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Man in Near Lichfield, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 38 minutes ago

Hello,

I’ve had the pleasure of meeting and chatting with some lovely and genuine folks on here!

This is a funny old site...

As I scroll through the profiles, there are so many women moaning about “dickheads” “rude” and “time wasters”....

It’s a shame, as this is supposed to be a friendly platform for like minded and open minded fun people to get together and enjoy the no pants dance, bump uglies, sucky fucky ding dong or whatever it is that you're into!

From the amount of frustrated status updates on here I can only assume that this site just full of toothless wanking gibbons dishing out abuse and firing off cock pics at unsuspecting females… come on fellas, you’re giving the rest of us a bad name!

Attenborough should narrate a documentary on ‘Planet Fab’ and the creatures that lie within...not in 4K UHD though...(sick in mouth)

If the men are doing that then it explains why the majority of the women on here seem so rude, quick to judge and very aggressive and defensive - I ask myself why, and it’s likely to be a bit of both with one fueling the other, the women are all being misspoken to in a completely rude and unreasonable tone and therefore they think “all men are the same!!” And take it out on the rest of us that are actually decent and genuine...

I can assure you, I’m not going to be nasty if I’m not your type and I’ll always be polite, honest and courteous, as that’s how I was raised to be. I treat people how I like to be treated myself.

Surely it IS ok to say “hello” or “hey, how’re you?” Along with a photo?

If I met you in person I would say “Hello” and await a reply. It would be a bit weird if I came up to you as a complete stranger and started telling you my neighbours cats name and my favourite colour.

I’m polite, kind, genuine, honest, confident, intelligent, successful, professional and articulate, however I mostly enjoy laughing and being a daft twat with a dark sense of humour.

I do not smoke, I don't take drugs, I do drink socially (mostly indoors not outside SPAR or on a park bench)

Preferably after something light hearted and regular. Not on here for:

"Fab? - Completed it mate"

I'm immaculately clean - never had any STI's etc so I'm not looking to contract scurvy or dysentery...

My appearance - I’m 6’4, tattoos, have teeth, able to breathe through my nose without fear of suffocation. I have a well groomed beard and I take a lot of pride in my appearance and personal hygiene, always smell good and would expect the same from anyone I meet.

I have a very open mind, and a non-judgmental approach, however, I could do without a wanking gimp jumping out of the cupboard... or Richard Gere’s traumatised gerbil on the bedside table...

Fantasies, role-play, scenarios etc are all on the table (needs to be quite a solid table) I’m just not into pee, poo or pain! Rough play, spanking, biting all fine - just don’t kick me in the face or stick things down my bellend and we’ll get along just fine :)

I work all over the country, either passing through. staying in hotels or apartments, so if I message you please don’t delete thinking “why is this furry faced tit from Staffordshire messaging me?!”

As you’ll see from my pictures... I really don’t take life too seriously...unless I have to...

I’m well educated, well traveled and talk bollocks in 3 languages...

If you have read this, I genuinely do appreciate you taking the time to do so.

41 years old, Straight

6'4" 193cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*ootybabetinytits (34), Woman on 21 August 2019 by Webcam:
Been talking to this sexy guy for a while now. Fab sense of humour, handsome, cheeky & really easy to get on with. Looking forward to finally arranging a meet up when I eventually get the time. Hope to see you soon - even if you are a baggies fan XD xx

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