Looking for couples, women.

Man in Notts, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 months ago

Am I the sexiest guy on here? God no. I'm straight and I'd bang some of these fellas.

I play rugby to stay fit, but I'm no Owen Farrell more Joe Marler. (If you don't know, Google em)

It's hard to stand out when you're a little fish in a big pond. For every 50 messages a guy like me sends, I might get one reply. That's cool I'm a big boy and my shoulders are sloping and made of Teflon. (If you get the reference then we are already intellectually compatible).

Sorry I don't have a six or an eight pack with a foot of slack in my boxers. If that's what you're after then good for you.

If you want a laugh with a bloke who's not scared of a burger and a pint, then you're in the right place.

When you look like me, you gotta laugh a lady or a couple for that matter into bed.

Speaking of the bed, I xan be what you need me to be. Very open minded. We can discuss any kink you want. Ya dirty bustards.

Couples: Gents I'm a straight guy, but I won't freak out if our little fellas touch whilst we are showing your good lady the time of her life (well night at least). I'm totally at ease with my sexuality. Trust 22 years in the army and playing rugby since I was 13, you know one way or another.

I will respect your boundaries and hard limits without question. It's your relationship I'm just here to enhance your filthy side.

Ladies: See above at couples. All the same applies. Boundaries are boundaries. I'm not after a relationship. I just want us to enjoy one another and end up in a sweaty breathless mess.

Socials make me nervous. I'd much rather go to starbucks for a brew and a chew. That doesn't mean I won't meet for drinks.

On the off chance you got this far, and you're interested in what I'm into in the bedroom.

Stockings, tights, heels. Fuck yes.

Tattoos and piercings. Let's go.

Look into my eyes during oral, I might just fall in love with you.

Finally unless you want to see it before we meet, I won't send a dick pic. For the record its about 7" and phat as fuck.

Peace.

42 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

Friends

joe (41) & katlin (41), Couple