9 out of 10 owners say their pussy prefers Dick Turpin

Man in Exeter, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Update 3

Rather than editing the whole thing.. ;*)

You can see at the bottom of my profile a displayed veri, click it and you can see she is showing mine in return and not a lot else, so yeah, can no longer stand by any of the "100% single" stuff said below... I guess a new couple profile will be along in due course...

Update 2

How you run your profile is none of my business, you can be, or claim to be, or pretend to be, anything you want, you can demand anything you want.

Once you start talking to me though, there is a long list of shit that does not fly, but I think I can summarise 99% of it by saying;

1/ Any rules you choose to apply to yourself, well, they apply to me too, so if you have a "don't contact me without a face pic and a 5 pound note in your first message" then the same applies to you.

2/ Be polite... "send me a face pic" is an instruction, it's not how you talk to people politely and respectfully, and I'm old enough and experienced enough and been around enough to know that people who are not polite and respectful are invariably the worst shags out there, so do yourselves a favour. Learn to treat others politely and with respect... there are *some* seriously hot bods on fab that are totally unfuckable, because sadly they are inhabited by rude and arrogant personalities.

3/ Start acting like you hold all the cards because you were born with a cunt, or claim to have been, or claim to have a missus with one, as the americans say, that and a buck will buy you a coffee. See point #2 above, I've met a few of you in the past, and you were all the worst shags. Your sexual organs are a matter of my sexual preference, liking you as a person is a pre-requisite to great sex and good fun and eventually friendship.

I don't want to come across as all negative and hating here, but for me, I have to like the person I am shagging, and sadly that can't happen if people are all shouty and demanding and arrogant and rude, for me that is the biggest turn off there is....

Update for 2014

This was turning into war and peace, the extended version, and nobody was reading it anyway...lol

So, the short version, message me if you feel like it.

sigh

1/ yes, I am single....

2/ yes, I am single, as in I live alone, not married, no kids, no lodgers, etc

3/ no, being a single male does not mean I am desperate and will shag anything, quality over quantity, don't do lies or bullshit, don't do last minute meets with no social first, don't do quickies, don't do clubs.

UPDATE

This is getting boring so putting it here instead of saying it over and over again in messages.

1/ yes I have kik, whatsapp, phone number etc, and yes, quite willing to exchange them, *but* I have *never* accepted voice calls from unlisted/withheld numbers, stopped it years ago and at a stroke cut the was I mis-sold pension advice crap to zero.

2/ Yes, I have verifications in person from actual meets, and no you cannot see them, and no I will not tell you who they were, or who I have met, none of your bloody business. See up there where it says social meet first, that's how you determine that I am a real person and also whether there is any mutual spark... if there isn't, we both had a natter and a coffee, no problem.

3/ Yes, this is the *only* profile I have on fab, yes there is a fet profile too, but I have never been anyone else on fab, neither have I ever changed my username, all I have ever done is let this profile go quiet while I have been, shall we say, fully occupied... I mention this only because there are apparently some multi-profile fakes in my area.

4/ I will send a maximum of *one* message and *one* wink, if no reply, that is it, I make no further effort... however, I may look at your profile, if you see me do that more than once, even with no winks or messages, you may take that as a sign of interest.... I only mention this because I recently met someone that I winked and messaged once nearly two years ago, got no reply then, but in the interim their circumstances changed, and they said I should have messaged again, I said no, because I have no way of knowing that, or if just your "pass" was due to circumstances at the time, or if I just wasn't you type... so take the visit to your profile as a polite and friendly nod across the bar, it means I am potentially interested.. ;*)

Dick Turpin

58 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Slim
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*azy1 (46), Woman on 1 February 2015 by Meeting in person:
This man is the most amazing person I have ever met x He is gentle, kind and caring but also with a dark side to him, ladies this is one not to pass!

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