Vwe welcome lol ! Please read.

Couple in Near Macclesfield, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

With recent communications in mind we would please ask that fakes, catfish and general bull shitters give us a wide berth...thank you. :)

NOTE, we do not send face pictures.

Please do not message us if you have the word "professional" in your profile, status or message. We will not be impressed and we would most likely ignore or delete.

Do not ask if we are okay ! The message will be deleted.

Hi, welcome to our profile, long term married couple looking for fun, self confessed size queen. A hung/well endowed bi or bi curious male would be much appreciated.

However we easily can play totally straight.

Note...if you cannot hold a decent level of conversation on here then we probably won't get on in person.

We always meet up clean, showered and smelling fresh, we would expect the same.(cannot believe we need to say that lol)

Winks are bloody good to show your interest but prefer a message.

Won't meet smokers or vapers.

If your profile status shows...

Hangover horn...smashed the gym..professional type of status's...not for us.. boring !!!

We don't send face pics, we have unfortunately had to write this in our profile again despite it already being in at the beginning of our profile due to a couple not reading the profile.They asked for face pics after asking us to meet them and when we pointed out that " we don't send face pics" and it is stated in our profile, they promptly spat their dummies out and then proceeded to throw their toys out of their pram. Had they read the profile then they would not have wasted our time or theirs... yes they walk amongst us !

Whilst we are very flattered by friends requests, however if we have not chatted in detail or met it is not going to be accepted and you will be blocked. Plus it's manners to ask first.

Plus it's nice to ask before sending a friends request in any case.

Please if you message be aware it could be either of us online..."hi gorgeous" doesn't work with any of us really especially the male lol...

Very open to suggestions and saucy scenarios, we might surprise you ...and probably surprise us aswell !!! Lol

I have been told a few times that I'd make a great dominatrix...there is an evil streak in me lol.

The male is quite well endowed as quoted by a few.

Bi playful is of interest.

Not into men in women's clothes.

No anal play in any form...sorry.

We are very very sexual, we love outdoor fun, apparently the ladies oral skills are to be sampled. She can be very very naughty.

Would love a Bukkake type scenario.

We are definitely NOT drug friendly.

We do not respond to hidden profiles.

Thanks for reading. Please put " I have not read your crap profile" in your initial message so we know you have read it...lol :)

And please please please do not message with "how are you" or just "hey". It will probably just get deleted...sorry not sorry.

Catch our interest guys.

Ps, local to our location please.

PET HATE ...IF YOU FAB OUR PICS AND YOU EITHER HAVE NO PICS OF YOUR OWN OR YOUR PROFILE IS HIDDEN, THEN WE WILL BLOCK.

Peter

57 years old, Bi-curious

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Lois

56 years old, Bi-curious

5'6" 168cm
Ample
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 30 to 64 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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Verified Genuine Profile

*lueMinx (57), Woman on 4 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
This verification is way overdue! After chatting n Fab for quite a while we met up at a secluded spot and talked for ages because we had so much in common. But that wasn't what we were there for . . . We switched modes and things got hot. Not much room to manoeuvre in a car, but enough room for me to get my hands on him. Yes, hands - both needed. This guy should have a license for a dangerous weapon. Great to talk to, funny, sexy, and . . .

*ynandhimhere (52), Couple on 12 May 2019 by Meeting in person:
We met this lovely genuine couple last night. We swapped and played and had some amazing fun, will deffo meet up again very soon xx

*alk on the wild side (64), Couple on 27 January 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this LOVELY couple last night And had some great sexy fun. They are genuine honest hot swingers who have great personalities and fun to be with. Reed really enjoyed playing with and being played with by both of these sexy people. Peters has wicked wicked oral skills and a nice thick cock. Definitely one of the best meets anybody will find on fab. Thanks guys for a memorable night. Xxx

*9cumcum69 (55), Man on 20 January 2019 by Webcam:
Watched Lois perform a very sexy dance routine on cam. Extremely horny woman who dresses to please and tease Got me well worked up.

*amie7474 (48), Man on 27 November 2018 by Meeting in person:
After chatting for a while I met this genuine couple with my female friend for a social that exceeded our expectations by far. What started as a friendly chat over a drink soon escalated and before we new it we were all playing together. A most enjoyable evening with a delightful laid back couple who were great fun to socialise and play with. Extremely respectful and great company. Thanks for an amazing evening. It will live long on the memory as a very special night x

*aughty boi 69 (38), Man on 17 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Well I couldn't of asked for a better first meet on this site if everyone was as hospitable and friendly as this couple fab would be a much better place lol a very sexy couple and feel lucky to be welcomed in to play with them the even if the Mrs did try and kill me off from all the gushing lol hope to play again and if you get a chance to play grab it wit

*ames42 (48), Man on 17 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
Met this very sexy couple yesterday and enjoyed a very sexy well dressed lady showing off her lovely body and demonstrating what certainly were considerable skills on her partner. After that well that’s private needless to say a great sexy and funny couple !!

*u169 (44), Man on 14 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Meet these to at a bit of a last minute meet Great Couple, very chilled guy. She is one very sexy lady and naughty as hell ;-) Hoping for round 2 soon

*hedogstar (47), Man on 10 November 2017 by Meeting in person:
Met these guys a couple of times in the great outdoors. Guy is cool, relaxed and has a great cock. Laura is unbelievably hot and a real minx. 2 big memories to take away are the binfolded blowjob and the naughty parade across the car park in a short flowery dress. Awesome couple. Will meet again when required :-)

*ay88888 (37), Man on 1 July 2017 by Meeting in person:
Laura is hot, sucks amazing cock, don't think I've ever cum so heavy. Great meet.

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