Mother issues….

Man in London, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 day ago

Hi all,

How's it going?

Just rejoined after a few years out and it's still as hilarious as ever. I'm loving all the folks who proudly boast about their intelligence but have more than a slight problem with spelling and grammar.

The ranting, irate profiles are by far and away my favourite part of the site. These always include a gargantuan list of likes/dislikes which naturally are always in Capitals just to show how colossally imperative they are. On the whole these lists are as about as interesting and enjoyable as reading 'Mein Kampf'whilst being kicked in the balls.

Last time I was on I found it a massive turn-on! Meeting and fucking strangers within a few days (or hours in a couple of cases) of first exchanging mail.... it's electric! However as I'm older and wiser(cough) this time I'm looking for one regular fuck-buddy who I can hook up with once or twice a week as I have a very busy schedule with simply no time to devote to a relationship.

So if you're interested in having some luscious primal fun with a tall, muscular, insatiable guy who is absolute filth in the bedroom but a gent outside give me a shout. Cause I'd love to thrust my throbbing, pulsating, succulent cock deep into your hot,tight dripping pussy....

My Ideal Person

Sophia Loren Circa 1967!!

39 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 45 to 98
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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