A fan of hot women

Man in Brighton, South East, UK

... "I’m reasonably content being a bit Grinchy". Saturday

Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low-grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a 15-year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize; he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament... My childhood was typical: summers in Rangoon... luge lessons... In the spring, we'd make meat helmets... When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds — pretty standard, really. At the age of 12, I received my first scribe. At the age of 14, a Zoroastrian named Vilmer ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking... I suggest you try it.

44 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*reckles!! (35), Woman on 16 December 2024 by Webcam:
Been chatting with this absolute gent for a couple of days now, so refreshing to find a genuinely decent guy on here, I say decent.. decently indecent. Amazing chat, lush body and the most handsome face, if you’re lucky enough to see it be good to him! He’s one of the good ones! Xx

Friends

D (46), Woman
Freckles (35), Woman