Don't be a twat and Let's have a chat!! Xx

Woman in Somewhere Near Milton Keynes, South East, UK

... "Going to delete a lot of pics make the most of them while you can ;p xx". 24 hours ago

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 hours ago

What can I say???

Hotwife that belongs on the hot list!!! ??? Discuss....

If you're nervous about messaging me, don't be!!! I probably won't read it anyway..... Lol

Sense of humour is a very attractive quality because like myself I'm not gonna win any beauty contests but I am funny AF!!

So if you're reading this and you don't have a sense of humour then you can probably stop here....

I generally looking for some kind of connection but unless you are exceptional I may meet and I am generally 'online' to keep my inbox at a manageable level.... It's tough being a woman on here

Where was I ...... Oh yeah!!

I am fast approaching 40 years old or may even be 40 now I can't remember must be the old age getting to me I am very much straightand ATTACHED(yes he knows I am on here) I am blonde curvy and funny

I could stop here but......

Bit of a PSA.

if your message is a resend or blatant copy & paste You won't get very far....

Boundaries are a big thing for me if I have declined politely I will be automatically turned off if you continue to push the question and likely get you

BLOCKED!! and if you block me I'm sure I'll get over it .........

I do NOT live or work in milton Keynes it is just my preferred location for meets so if and when arranging a meet location is one of the biggest deciding factors

I can't just meet I have to get permission and no I will not meet without said permission

I am happy to discuss any details and or questions about this

But generally I'm looking for

Social meets, solo or mfm maybe more .....I won't meet you and your mates don't why you'd even ask

I cannot meet randomly or spontaneously

And only genuine people need to apply!

my free time is very limited ;) normally a rare Friday or Saturday evening NO DAY TIME or WEEKDAY MEETS

I am NOT a bored stay at home housewife!! Walking around in my underwear waiting for your call.....

I work full time and have a number of other commitments so not much point bombarding me with short notice late night/daytime meets I also will not be available for regular meets or FWB or cam on demand etc.....

If you've made it this far thank you

If you do get the opportunity to chat elsewhere it is not for you to call or message 24/7 weekday late night notifications are a turned off......I do like my sleep if you abuse it ........it will likely get you blocked!!! Believe me I don't like doing it but I will do if it gets too much (what's app jail is a real thing lol)

When I am looking to meet men whether as a solo meet or can meet as a couple and or other couples same room swap type situation... But I am in no way into girl on girl so NO FFM type of requests please

If you like what you see I'm happy to go with the flow within reason so far I have had the desire to try more things but do not see myself super kinky lol

I'm not into camming or video chats to be honest.Probally not worth even asking tbh

If after reading this far come chat and see if something piques my interest and who knows what might happen Xx

Quick disclaimer.....I can't believe I feel the need to say this.....

Im sure guys are aware the amount of messages women get daily soooo

Messages will be prioritised accordingly........

Code word/phrase (see further down for details)is used in initial message

Within age limits 20-50 which has been generously widened to accommodate outside my general preference of 30-45

Location 15 miles of Mk I will not travel further than this unless I am in that area

Pictures must either be in a message or on profile I will not meet anyone who has not provided something other than just a dick pic

I will look at all messages but may take 5-7 working days lol so bare with....it might be worth it.....

If the above is not in the message it is likely yours will just be deleted

I will need to mass delete some messages from time to time to get through them all ......it's nothing personal

Please don't be offended if I respond then delete

Just because I've not replied and seeing I am 'on line' is not a reason to hurl abuse at me

If you've got this far I really do like cum shot videos with the sound left on please ask where to send them

Just for fun let's see who reads profiles till the end

If you message me,please engage a Braincell and name a Disney princess in the initial message:)

I have Kik, snap and telegram

Details available on request - people abused it sorry....

So come and try your luck you might get a fuck but Don't be pushy if you wanna touch this pussy if you're a dick you wont get a lick + Fab for a grab xx

Mwahh xx

guess???

40 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings