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Man in Blackwater, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 37 minutes ago

Hello there!

Bubbly, highly cultural, intelligent and funny individual (I've been told, lol). I have a very particular sense of humour yet I am very respectful and have zero tolerance for any kind of abuse.

Im looking for some fun (nothing too kinky) with like-minded women. I'm clean and very proud of my hygiene standards and as its not hard to achieve, would expect the same in return please.

Shaven or trimmed is my preference.

I don't expect people to chew on hair lol.

I do prefer the same but I also don't mind some hair. Just not Jimi Hendrix hanging out your drawers haha. (That is a joke, for those who don't get it)

Although I like to see the lady and her personality in a comprehensive manner I have to admit that I have a special weakness for lovely, genuine and nice curvy/BBWs.

I feel naturally attracted to the more mature, lived, curvy women, mmm. If u are thin as a cocktail stick, don't bother. :-)

Lots are very full of themselves on here and all the requiremments just to get a conversation is abit of a joke. I understand it to a degree though.

That said, anyone who asks for a "well thought out, unique, special message, just for you" you need to understand its impossible.

If you expect someone to articulate a message with meaning, when half of you dont even have a pic, then for it to simply be deleted or ignored, it is asking for a bit much. Surely an hello or similar has to be the first message to get the ball rolling. So have a think on it before you expect the world out of a total stranger.

Enough of the bitter side of fab:

If you want someone who will turn up, will not delete you for no reason, wont fuck about with childish games and will most definitely give you a great fuck(s) then please get in touch. I may seem like a grumpy bastard but no, not always lol, I am very talkative and have plenty of funny stories to tell about myself and places I have lived (Portugal, Spain, central America and Southern Africa) I can guarantee you will be laughing your ass off about my accent.

If this is of interest please get in touch xxx

Love P.

47 years old, Straight

6'4" 193cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Threesomes, Taking Photos, Spanking, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*attoogirl11111 (44), Woman on 23 March 2022 by Meeting in person:
Meet the lovely genuine gentleman after talking for a while, well what can I say! Well all I am going to say is that he left me feeling very satisfied and definitely wanting more. So if you get the chance to meet this guy do you won’t be disappointed. Until next time xx

*orny wife999 (48), Couple on 10 July 2021 by Meeting in person:
We meet ages ago and this guy is absolutely gentlemen one dirty bugger but a gentlemen lol please don't miss out meeting this guy you'll never be disappointed at all xxxx

*illy4403 (56), Woman on 10 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met with P before COVID several times always had great fun, sexy, clean, nice cock and knows how to use it. Don’t pass on an opportunity to meet with P you won’t be disappointed.

*carlettlips (56), Woman on 8 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this man for a social a while ago. Got to see a glimpse of his sexy body and maybe had a quick kiss. He is a genuinely nice bloke. Treat him nicely and give him a chance.

*ooby bird (56), Woman on 29 June 2018 by Meeting in person:
I recently had the good fortune to spend some time with this gorgeous man. I don't have the words to say how truly great this meet was, he was funny and sexy in equal measure. He has a very handsome face and a mouth made for kisses - and kiss we did, I couldn't get enough. Underneath his clothes is a very sexy body and very large - well you can guess, he knows how to please and tease and he loves to be pleased and teased. I am hoping there will by future meets as I've been spoilt now and want more. Ladies you really should treat yourselves, and what a treat you'll be getting - but save some for me x

*9biglicks69 (71), Woman on 27 May 2018 by Meeting in person:
I met up today with this gorgeous hunk of a man Handsome .polite..smart..can hold a conversation I will not divulge any further ... Do NOT miss out ladies....

*ry47 (62), Woman on 11 March 2018 by Meeting in person:
I met this guy for a social recently after chatting online for a while. He looked very dapper, had exquisite manners and was a perfect gentleman. If he asks me again, I will definitely meet up with him for a more intamate date as we had chemistry that I'd love to explore with him.

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