You really can’t beat unexpected sex.. unless you’re in jail.

Man in Hartlepool, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

Well.. I suppose this is where I have to sell myself a little bit. (Hold my beer) ..And not sound like too much of a cock while doing so.. so.. what should you know before contemplating a message (wishful thinking).. or responding to a potential confession of my interest.. well..

- I’m 6 foot minus 2 inches

- delicately sculpted “Father Physique” or “dad bod size M”

- 100% nerd.. history science politics music games or space.. let’s talk about it.

- I used to think I was indecisive but now I’m not sure.

- I work in construction putting wood together. (I love my job)

- I’m not a murderer (Proof available on request)

- Can talk underwater (I do love a deep conversation.. okay I swear to god I did not actually mean to make a pun out of that.. but it is a good one I’m not gunna lie..)

- Luxury Chest rug

- 29% OCD

I’m not looking for anything really serious ofcourse but i am looking for someone particular I can share a good sexual friendship with. Getting to know somoene can be a pretty intimate in itself. I am not looking to have many encounters at all. Just one like minded deviant will do.

if you have made it this far.. thank you very much for reading the profile. I will update it again very soon. If you had a laugh and fancy a chat then your very welcome to drop me message.

Will be back soon.

Happy Fabbing everyone!

32 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

You really can’t beat unexpected sex.. unless you’re in jail.

Man in Hartlepool, North East, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

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