Who needs clothes anyway.

Couple in London, Greater London, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Well hello and welcome to Pony Club. First rule of pony club is that you have to be naked, second rule, you will always talk about pony club........after that the rules are blurry but this is more because rules 1 and 2 are kind of it......

We are a good looking couple (not fucking show ponies......more dressage) who are, sexually, absolute fucking perverts. We also have good chat, good wine and terrible singing. We love nothing more than the company of couples, females and single guys and sometimes groups of single guys for the occasional gangbang to satiate our hunger for all things filth.

We have all the accoutrements that one could desire for a night (or day) of utter filth and all the ridiculous fun that goes with it. We don’t take ourselves seriously and we always like to have a laugh

If you are a single guy your message will include some semblance of words formed into sentences that don’t ask banal questions or query whether we want to “fuck”. We may play the sluts but the ones you are thinking of exist only in your head and dirty sock fantasies.

“So why don’t you have any pics on your profile”, for some very good reasons. What we do have is a couple of verifications and will share pics when we feel the time is right, which it currently isn’t.

Chem friendly, boundary respecting, music loving dirt bags and we would love to meet you at some point soon.

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Roz (F)

44 years old, Bisexual

5'3" 160cm
Athletic
Smoker
Regular drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Rob (M)

44 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Smoker
Regular drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 25 to 50 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, SM, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports

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*lacknirish99 (25), Man on 1 June 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing night with these two (and a friend), They made me feel right at home and was nice to actually be able to have intelligent conversations! Honestly their energy is unmatched, a very rare to find on this site. Roz is stunning, knows exactly what she's doing and loves to be "appreciated" ;), best head I've ever received too. Rob is quite easy on the eyes too and a genuinely sound lad with a great music taste. Looking forward to seeing them both again x

*ncorrigibleFlirt (39), Man on 16 February 2024 by Meeting in person:
There are Fab meets, and then there are Fab meets; and these two are absolute fire! Super easy going, wonderfully communicative, incredibly sexy, deliciously filthy, and really just everything a spontaneous, serendipitous meet should be. The chat flowed, the sex was lightning hot, and we will absolutely be seeing each other again. If you’re lucky enough to get the chance to meet R and R, do *not* pass it up; to say you’d be missing out would be the understatement of the century! xxx

*armelo Brown (36), Man on 22 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
I've played with these two for quite a while now and can say I consider them good friends. I'm made to feel comfortable in their space, we laugh, talk and enjoy each others company. Being on such a level makes the sessions even more enjoyable. Until next time guys.

*unLovingSavages (43), Couple on 20 October 2022 by Meeting in person:
We enjoyed an impromptu social strongly suspecting that this lovely pair would be great company... we were not disappointed. Time flew by, and Who knew a yellow benie & catholic schoolgirl skirt could look so good ;o)

*ischief69 (48), Couple on 28 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
This has literally been 12 months in the making.. good things take time. Our time with these two beautiful reprobates was worth every moment Not gonna go into the details. Think we’ve found our perfect couplez Thank you R&R just fuckin perfect. Till next time xxx

*uperstrong69 (38), Man on 14 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely genuine couple a few nights ago and what a good time was had by all. Both very laid back and very much up for fun and games. We had some car fun and some outdoor fun then I was invited home , Mrs is a gorgeous lady with a sexy figure, I was instantly turned on. We had a good long session together and her hubby is most easygoing cool guy you could meet. We all enjoyed giving her the attention and satisfying with pleasures.. If you ever get the chance to meet them I would definitely take it. hopefully will get the chance to see them again very soon. Thank you for inviting me Xxx

*uperstrong69 (38), Man on 14 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Wow what a meet both very nice and genuine down to earth and Both are so friendly and made me feel very welcome. She is a stunning sexy lady who can take a super hard pounding well, while sucking cock deep at the same time like a pornstar lol. He is a cool laid back funny fine gentleman who knows how to satisfy his lady to the fullest! Thank you both for giving me such a fine spectacular incredible night! Can’t wait for next time xx

*edgirl (49), Woman on 5 December 2021 by Meeting in person:
These 2 win the 'best couple on fab' award! Our night just couldn't have been better. They're both soooo sexy, so easy to get on with and filthy as fuck. What a combo hehe!! I'm already counting the minutes til next time! xxx

*ex Pirates (31), Couple on 23 May 2021 by Meeting in person:
We met this wonderful sexy pair last night at one of our favourite hotels in London. We had a fun evening getting to know them over drinks and then tempted them back to our room for some fun. They are deliciously naughty and attractive and just the sort of naughty that reminds you why this lifestyle is so fun x

*unbithree (46), Man on 21 April 2021 by Meeting in person:
I met this hot couple for an impromptu Sunday morning meet. They invited me over for some hot play. We had a great time, intense sexual play including a first for me and good chat and laughs too. Fun all round!

*aidbackjk (29), Man on 6 April 2021 by Webcam:
These guys are unreal! Should be at the top of everyone’s hotlist!! So chilled out and hot as fuck. They’re both wild and adventurous but nice and easy to talk to we got on really well. Miss R has an incredible body and loved being used by both of us especially taking me and Mr R at the same time. Won’t go into much more detail..... can’t wait for next time. J