This is Pit, Bif is on BifandPit

Couple in Redbridge, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 hours ago

All the important stuff you may need to know is on Bif's (BIFandPIT) profile. This is Pit's profile which contains a few facts which may or may not be true

- Pit has Aphantasia, so there's a reason why he has no idea who you are

- Pit once managed to give Chuck Norris a shave

- Pit has the ability to become invisible in social situations

- Like Tinie Tempah, Pit has never been to Scunthorpe

- Pit once binge watched every episode ever made of the Archers

- Pit has a wooden leg

- Pit always wears his underpants inside out, cos he likes the feel of the pattern against his skin

- Pit once fell out of a high speed train and landed on an inflatable woman

- Pit was once the face of L'Oreal

- Pit is fluent in over 25 languages

- Pit was once a ten pin bowling instructor, with an average score of 200

- Pit can tell what is on an unmarked DVD, just by staring at the shiny bits

- Pit enjoys giving all over body massages (with or without a happy ending)

- Pit can breathe through his ears (to the delight of Bif)

- Pit has 3 olympic gold medals for fencing

- Pit was trying to outlaw Turkey Twizzlers before Jamie Oliver even had the idea

- Pit taught his Father In Law the entire performance for "Let It Go" from Frozen

- Pit was once considered for the lead role in "50 Shades of Grey" but didn't want to be typecast

- Pit likes to fuck to Rammstein

- Pit once finished the Daily Telegraph cryptic crossword

- Pit was the inspiration for Worzel Gummidge (ask your parents)

- Pit was once described as having a swinging brick for a heart (which is untrue, as Pit doesn't have a heart)

- Pit can make entire trays of pigs in blankets disappear (mind your fingers if you get too close)

- Pit has been known to be completely silent and motionless for up to 48 hours

- Pit is a member of Mensa

If you got this far, congratulations, you don't win any prizes, but you may have learnt something, and if it's started a twitch, contact Bif, she may well pimp Pit out :)

P&B xx

Pit

53 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Bif

59 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Fabulous
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 60
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*rannywitch (47), Woman on 6 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
met this lovely man at soaial last wkend very lovely n good to talk to xx