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Woman in Darlington, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

I’m a fun down to earth person, looking for fun as well as serious, I don’t have time for time wasters be sure to drop me a message :)

If your married and looking for a bit on the side don’t bother please

I won’t respond to any ridiculous messages about how you are going to destroy any of my body parts or if you sound like you just lifted some stupid scene from a porn film.

No I will not be meeting you in any dark alleys in the middle of the night I’m horny not lost complete control of my senses thanks

If you are just looking for a hook up jog on thanks I’m looking for something on a more regular basis

Anyone with sick relatives three legged dogs or an ex who’s going to make a sudden miraculous re entry into your life forget it sick of being jerked around

*sigh* time for an update please read carefully !

Ok I’m in my forty’s I work long and unusual hours, I know what I look like and am happy with it thanks, I am not an 18 year old blonde bimbo looking for a quick shag cause I have daddy issues, I have very specific tastes and I know what I like.

Sooooo here’s some tips -

I’m not impressed by dick pics or long essays on how big thick, magical, or how ever girl in the area has bounced in ecstasy on it . I’m more interested in if you know what to do with it.

If you have been ridden more times than red rum and have the verifications to prove it then sorry not interested I like my health the way it is and you won’t be what I’m looking for but congrats to you well done!!

I’m a hard meet as like I said I know what I want so if I agree to meet and ask you when and where then give me a time and place not a vague question back I like men to be decisive not wishy washy.

If we have a meet arranged and you can’t make it fine shit happens but I have a 3 strikes and your out policy just saying !

I will not invite a stranger to my home so don’t ask I find rejection hurts the feelings of some little snowflakes. I won’t be meeting up for sex on a first meet so again don’t ask I have to feel some connection in person first

Finally and I can’t beleive I have to say this but I don’t know you yet so if you feel the need to lie to me or agree to anything I say in the hope I’ll drop everything and dash over with my knickers round my ankles then sorry again I’m not going to do that. Please whatever you do do NOT call me babes I’m not a fucking pig( if you are to young to get that reference then google it) it will get you instantly deleted and blocked

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47 years old, Straight

5'4" 163cm
Average
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Blindfolds, DP, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*ogoodnamesleft (59), Man on 7 April 2018 by Meeting in person:
We had a hastily arranged meetup yesterday and what a lovely, genuine down to earth woman. Very easy to get on with and funny. Holds a conversation very well, with no awkward silences and is one in a million. A gent never tells what went on but if you treat her with respect and if you are lucky enough to get to meet her you will find out why I can’t wait to meet again for rounds 2,3, and more!