Normal blue eyed guy looking for fun

Man in Malaga, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 10 hours ago

Looking for fun times with nice people,I've been playing years as a cpl but now single x

Please read my profile as a guide before making your decision on me x

Hi thank you sooooo much for dropping in and having a look at my profile xx o

Right here we go ...

I live just outside Lincoln but I travel the uk alot as tied in ( not up lol ) with the British super bike season so I'm local with out you knowing and if not I will travel anywhere for the meet x

I'm not looking for anyone overseas and defo no one in Ireland ( Dublin ) as once bitten so sorry but your all nuts !!!

I've left the circus in search of a slightly non freakish freak couples and singles ..looking for a non psychotic ,non guntotin,laff machines too share a kidney and possibly do the friend (...and then some) thing.....

Mental assessments, stamped or otherwise will not be accepted as references...but will be duly noted.

I also do not care how many facebook friends you have or wot car you drive .....or wot cars any of your facebook friends drive!!!

I have no interest in your previous emotional baggage,but will share knowledge of criminal convictions and/or cautions( I have none however let's see what you got lol )

I will undoubtedly take the piss out of your profile....as ya do....and will indulge in constant tourette type name calling well If you get to know me well enough...

So if ya feel like getting thrown from a moving vehicle (hypothetically) or juggling with lit fireworks ( just for the fun of it ,I will if you will lol ) then click in the box and stun me with your intellectual (means clever!!) banter......

Bullet point.....''Hi'' holds no interest unless describing a state of mind or status of a bank account.....just saying !!I

My Interests are ...

Latex razors

High performance caravans

In-band gravitational wormhole analysi

Concealing evidence

Challenging conditional theory

Crop circles with corners

However the MOST IMPORTANT THING IS ... NICE FUN WITH NICE PEEPS

x Nealx

Neal

52 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism

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