PLEASE READ OUR PROFILE !!!!

Couple in North Cumbria, North West, UK

... "Fck me! Irn-Bru is revolting. No wonder you Grøtwogs are miserable, men wear skirts, whisky, haggis and now your rusty fizzy water.". Friday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

FIRST THINGS FIRST. We NEVER play separately! If you ask, you will be BLOCKED.

*****All these blokes that think it is OK to say, "Meet now! Pics now"! And try and hurry an answer..... you are probably the type that wonder why you have been blocked all of a sudden!*****

We have a family..... They come 1st

NO paranoid 420 unbalanced fools.

HIDDEN PROFILES WILL BE BLOCKED

If you send a friend request and are not our friends, it will be ignored.

We do not have people come and watch us.

To save any confusion, Màja is Norwegian and Steve is Cornish. Màja is the main user on here now, so expect unintentional rudeness and misunderstandings.

We are really looking for other couples. But we do meet single people. If it is men, we prefer the elder gent or big built men. Women can be bi but must be fun.

Dick pics, put you to the back of the queue...... would you chat a woman up with you dick hanging out, or wear a smart shirt? Think about it!

A list of things that are NOT for us:

No anal

No condoms

No spitting

No gay, bi or bi curious men

No straight men seeking MM or TVTS

No straight men verified by a man

No presumptuous pricks and manipulators.

No beards

No cock pics

No hidden profiles

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We stay on this fab until we are about to meet. Please do not ask for contacts on other apps or contact numbers.... You will be blocked..... We have fallen into that trap already.

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If anyone who shows any detriment to my husband, you will be blocked.

Oh and come on, athletic means just that..... not an umpalumpa

Last of all. Single men: If you have a pic of you fucking a woman, not for us..... to put a woman on a male profile shows you have no respect. Oh unless it is a couples profile hidden in a male one.

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Màja

48 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Steve

59 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 28 to 82
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Verified Genuine Profile

*ornytarts2001 (52), Couple on 8 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
It’s amazing how a chance encounter can lead to such meaningful connections and lasting memories. Wishing you many more memorable travels and encounters ahead! Can’t wait to see you in Brisbane again.??

*ohnf2000 (59), Man on 23 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing couple in July this year, they have to be the most fittest sexiest and genuine people I've had the pleasure of meeting can't wait to see them again when they visit cornwall x

*aughtyReceptionistMK2 (26), Man on 19 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
Once this gorgeous couple checked in I knew I had to check on here as they had this naughtiness about them ;) what did I know there they were. She’s absolutely stunning with the body to match. See you again soon ;) Your one and only Naughty Receptionist xxx

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