Experimenting Was fun, now just chatting.

Woman in Swindon, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 9 months ago

Strangest thing ever, I actually had an unsolicited dick pic, believe me, when you’ve catheterised more penises than you’ve had hot dinners none of them seem impressive - but a 73 year old man just showed me his - massive too! Lol!!!

Hello you sexy peeps.

Quick recap, pay attention

I’m fine thank you.

Yes I am looking for something (probably not you)

I am not a prostitute - offers of money, telling me you’re a director of a large company - really doesn’t work

Single males - so far your messages indicate exactly why you are single

40 year old Doms with 19 year old subs - get a life you sad abuser

420 friendly - nothing friendly about it - my working life picks up the pieces

Smokers - no, see comment above

Vapers - you look fucking ridiculous

Grammar and spelling - get it right please

I’m always really really impressed that you found the sky remote - really, I do enjoy your treasured photos of your remote next to your cock....

Finally.... couples... it may take a while to respond, but respond I will !

Some very nice people on here, some nutters too.

Update - Hubby home finally - that was the longest 6 months ever, so no longer looking to meet - happy to chat and perv over your photos xxx

Due to shift patterns and family commitments I am not always free to chat.

That said a bit of planning needed for any meets.

I am a horny ED nurse. I have seen plenty of cocks so don’t want any pictures of them ok?

Jackie

27 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 25 to 49 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Threesomes, Toys

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