A new high bar for single guys!

Man in South Shields, North East, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Hey everyone, in a shameless self plug I just want to announce to everyone I'm brilliant. In fact I firmly believe I have found this wonderful part of the internet to set a new high bar for the standard of guys on here. To help you decide if my claims are justifiable I've helpfully listed my chief pros and cons as a potential match.

Pros

A zest for life

I'm hilarious

I'm open and honest. The least anyone deserves is for us to be transparent and allow them to make their own decisions. It's pitiful that we're pretending to be something we're not to meet our own needs.

I'm filthy, fun and creative

I excel in the bedroom, I push boundaries, but keep things fun. With no stone unturned in order to make sure it's an exhilarating, mutually satisfying experience (it has to be an experience).

I'm attentive and compassionate, it's not just a race to the bedroom a connection is also important. I'll listen to what you want and won't ever be pushy.

I'm adventurous, life is meant to be lived.

I'm passionate and act on the principles I believe in

Taste in music is beyond reproach

Teeth, hair intact

Cons

I'm horrible at selfies and don't know what a filter is.

Although I know some good jokes I tend to tell the shit ones - I have an endless supply of those

Girls I'm sure you're forming an orderly queue, but it's quality not quantity for me.

No alcohol was consumed in the creation of this profile.

Carl

45 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings