Sarcasm on tap

Man in Ormskirk, North West, UK

Joined: 4 months ago
Last on: online now!

Ill start. I’m not the Mayor of rig city, I don’t have a chiselled jaw line (hidden under a beard) or a smoulder that comparable to Dwayne Johnson..what I do have is a particular set of skills…wait, wrong film..

My old profile was..well, if you remember me, you’ll know that won’t you! If not, I’m Mark, how you goin?

Not here to collect notches on a bed post, mostly because bed posts are expensive..I don’t fancy replacing one. Not going to take myself too seriously, yes I play more on a D/S side of the track, but there’s got to be more to it than that.

What you’ll get from me:

Dad humour. As you’ll see from one of my photos, I’m suited and booted..I find it funnier than it really is, but at least one of us is smiling (Achilles fully repaired and I’m not allowed to use disabled bays anymore)

Love a gig, love being outdoors, and tattoo, playing catch with 29 other blokes and lifting tin.

What am I looking for, well..who knows?! Not one to type cast, or paint myself into a corner..life’s all about seizing the moment, you’ll miss 100% of the chances you don’t take.

If you got this far, well done..cheers!

Mark

36 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Women
Aged from 18 to 50
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Cybersex, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Sarcasm on tap

Man in Ormskirk, North West, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends