Long distance cum shot :-D

Man in Highgate, Greater London, UK

... ":-)". Thursday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 12 hours ago

Hey there, folks! Just a quick heads-up:

I'm waving the 'no entry' sign for single guys. No, seriously, please respect the 'no single men' zone. Thank you :-)

I'm not being lazy when I wink, I'm just practicing my flirting skills. And if you wink back, well, congrats, you've unlocked the email level! :-D

Now, if you're brave enough to venture past your primal fears and meet a „rugged” lad from behind the Iron Curtain, brace yourselves for a side of 'funny' accent. Don't worry, I've been here for nearly two decades, so it's almost charming by now ;-)

I'm generally a decent bloke with a knack for words, but let's admit it, we're not here to discuss our stamp collections. I'm cool with guys hanging around, but let's make sure at least one lady is in the mix. No, I'm not into swapping recipes for soup, if you catch my drift.

Conversations? Rarely my jam. I believe in the power of probability math more than luck. So, I'll just wink, wait, and if nothing happens, it's like that high-five that never connects. Moving on!

Blocking? Oh, yeah. I've got a pragmatic approach. If I'm not 'British enough,' 'tall enough,' or 'short enough' for you, no hard feelings. It's just about making room for profiles where there's potential fireworks. Drop me a line if you're up for some grown-up shenanigans.

Oh, and you don't need to play 'spot the hidden word' in the title to prove you've read this. Just give me your best chat and let's see where the virtual adventure takes us!

45 years old, Straight

5'6" 168cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings