Looking for a LOAD !!

TV/TS in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 21 hours ago

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When I was in school I was told:

PUSSY was a CAT

COCK was a ROOSTER

SEX meant GENDER

SPIT-ROAST was a way of cooking chicken

BITCH was a FEMALE DOG

DICK was a NAME

BANG was a SOUND

BBC was a TV channel

GB was the Great Britain

RUBBER was an ERASER

ASS was an ANIMAL

SCREW was just a FASTENER

BONK was a BANG on the HEAD

HEAD meant a PART OF BODY

BALLS meant a ROUND TOY

NUTS meant DRY FRUIT

69 was just a NUMBER

and then I came across all you dirty fuckers and my education was ruined.

The unloader

57 years old, Bisexual

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Watersports, Voyeurism, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, Dogging, Cuckolding, Cross-dressing, Anal, Adult Parties

Looking for a LOAD !!

TV/TS in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends