No longer a couple profile.... Male remains!

Couple in Milton Keynes, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

We are a very fun loving, Happy, sexy wee couple from Milton Keynes, Met through FAB and we'd like to meet couples...and Females to join in some Fun & Frolics.

We will also have the occasional single male so we can both enjoy the Mrs!!

We are not newbies to the swinging world, and at times attend Jaydees poss looking to goto VA or other venues soon.

We both have single profiles, and if you are on there as a friend, or have met us before and recognise us - please verify us on here too... TIA! :-)

When you message us, please address it to us both... We both check this account and will delete and block any di*khead who disrespects this... we are very curtious and respectful, expect same in return!

We are a naughty f**king pair let’s be straight, but we do pride ourselves on quality over quantity, but we most certainly have lots....of fun!!

We have face pics etc, but due to the nature of our jobs... they remain under friends section only - Thou i am not adverse showing you guys myself (Mr).

Mrs - Has a wonderful SOH and personality, a lovely lass & bags of naughty fun.... a huuugge pair of natural 36HH tits to play with, a cracking juicy arse to spank, a great feeling and tasting pussy, that boy...does it squirt... Alot!!

And quite simply has an amazing mouth that loves to suck cock... One the best i've had!!

Mr - He Is a very cheeky Northern chappy, has me in stitches and so funny, laid back, and a delight to be around. He can also hold an intelligent conversation!

He had a very nice sexy, and heavilly tattooed body which i can stare at for hours, there are so many stories to his artwork, he has a lush cock, clean, tasty, and does the boy know how to use it...He is a total Dom in bed and leaves me shaking for more. Knows how to use his tongue and fingers to please me. He also has a big beard which is amazingly soft and well groomed...and he looks, dresses and smells amazing!!

We are looking for likeminded couples, some single girls and the odd occassional single guy to meet us, join us and basically have a laugh and some bloody fun times!!

We are a clean, and well groomed couple....We expect same in return, and we are not into the poo or pee or severe pain but she does like to be dommed... Expect a soaking if u play with her right. If this isn’t your thing then she is not for you!

The social side is a must for us. We like to meet beforehand to make sure we are all happy and want to play. Nothing sexier than flirting with the other pair. We are both neatly trimmed or bald downstairs and like the same in return. She is very Bi and loves to play with women. Happy to do so while the man watches. He is very straight but comfortable around naked men - especially if they share a sexy woman between them.

Safe sex only!!

Discretion and confidentiality is key due to our jobs... but most of all, Respect... Please respect our Do's and Dont's or we will let the Doberman's out...((Just Kidding haha))

When messaging, please put "MonkeyingAround" in the subject... so we know youve taken the time to read this.... Otherwise, Bye Byyyyye!!

If ya like look of us... Send us a message, lets go from there.

Happy Fabbing Peeps.

L&D x

Miss

48 years old, Bisexual

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

43 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 20 to 55
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*dquest (48), Couple on 26 October 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this couple in a large hot tub, as you do. The male half is quite funny and his lady is really sweet. We chatted for a bit and enjoyed their company. No doubt they do well on the scene.

Friends

Jaydee (68) & Tracy (61), Couple