Inspecting foliage at The Mirage next

Couple in Nottingham, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 hours ago

Nottingham based Lady Gardener and Manscaper looking to explore the fruits and flowers of others gardens.

We enjoy the social side of gardening as well as getting down and dirty when the opportunity arises. We enjoy meeting others, sometimes in pub gardens and often through open minded garden clubs and horticultural societies, Purple Mamba and Liberty Elite being particular favourites.

We have expanded our borders over the last couple of years and are quite open to variegated approaches with those who share a raised bed with us. However, we do insist rubber gardening gloves are worn for any planting out to avoid cross pollination.

Our gardens are well maintained, with aubergines and peaches prized for their smooth finish. Mrs G loves doing squat thrusts in the cucumber patch whilst watching Mr G planting the parsnip. Her succulent melons are quite a handful and make many a firm stalk grow from Mr G’s bulb.

We live with nosy adult children, pets and other commitments that eat into opportunities for fun in the garden; however we always look forward to opportunities to plan the pure escapism of playing in other people’s poly tunnels.

The Naked Gardeners do like to chat and prefer messages that have a whole seed catalogue rather than just one word. Chat to us, we like quality fruits and love to meet new horticulturists.

We look forward to cultivating your borders x

Here’s some sensible stuff:

We are a genuine couple and we have been happily together for a long time. We do safe sex, and have regular testing. We’d much prefer a chatty message than a one-liner. We don’t have loads of spare time so it can take us a while to respond. Looking forward to more fun (and gardening) in the future!

Mrs G

54 years old, Bi-curious

5'4" 163cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Mr G

61 years old, Bi-curious

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF)
Aged from 30 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*elphinius (45), Couple on 9 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
We’ve met this vibrant, exotic and interesting couple a few times now - both at a private party and on the club scene. They’re dynamic, exciting, friendly and a lot of fun! Genuine people and wonderful to be around. Fellow botanists with beauty and warmth between them as you’d find among bluebells dappled in sunlight on the forest floor. Until next time…

*obnFluffy (62), Couple on 23 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well…what a nice, decent and genuine couple ! We had a great social meeting with the naked gardeners in, appropriately, a rather nice cafe with a lot of foliage….the chat flowed freely and we could easily have gone on for far longer….especially if that’d been over a cocktail or two (or should that be a cock or two !!)….now, where is that dibber…..

*ifestoshortcpl (60), Couple on 26 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
We were lucky enough to have this couple sit nxt to us at a recent visit to a club, great convo followed and laughs were had. Later in the evening we bumped into them again and enjoyed the rest of the evening with them, lovely ppl and great fun, 5 Stars :))

*heb (54), Couple on 15 July 2024 by Meeting in person:
After chatting to this lovely, warm and intelligent couple over the last couple of weeks we met up at the weekend, first for a drink and then onto a club. They are genuinely what we hoped swinging would be for us. Very relaxed, engaging and sexy. An extremely pleasurable experience both socially and sexually. Really hope we get together again soon!

* inches (51), Couple on 27 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had been messaging this couple and they said they were off to a club for the afternoon so we asked if we could 'tag along' as it was our first time going to a club and we wanted some friendly faces to ease the nerves. These guys were really sweet and understanding. We chatted over a few drinks in the bar and they really put us at ease. Such an open and fun-loving couple. Really hope to see them again as they are very sexy. Thanks again guys. X

*urple Mamba (35), Woman on 27 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
It’s always a delight to see a wonderful couple who fully embrace the best of the lifestyle…. And this couple are just that! Both eager to explore and experience all that the flesh and emotions can offer, these two are a welcome addition to any party xxx

*rMrsGalore (54), Couple on 26 November 2023 by Meeting in person:
We were so lucky to meet this wonderful couple when attending a club event. They are fantastic company with such a warm and friendly persona. They are a genuine loving and passionate couple. After a few drinks we went our own ways to investigate the club but our paths crossed again and we had an impromptu erotic play that was amazing. Treat this intelligent and friendly couple with respect if you ever meet them and you will have an amazing time. Cheers guys look forward to seeing you again xx