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Woman in North Wales, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 months ago

Hello to one and all! Welcome to my weird and wonderful profile.

OK to get the obvious out the way first I am a mother to two young children and I am not single.I am polyamorous and married, happily so. Before you ask yes he does know. I'm also not looking for random hook ups or for want of a better term to be anyone's misstress. Im looking for a friend with benefits or more type situation. I like to chat a while and get to know someone and meet at least once publicly before anything happens. Sorry but safety is paramount and I've had my share of bad experiences.

Right that out of the way,I talk a lot, I hate silence unless it's the comfortable kind I will ramble to fill it.I drink way too much coffee and have been told my sense of humour is seriously warped though I did grow up on Monty Python, Eddie Izzard and Billy Connolly to name a few. Ohh and Ren and Stimpy, love those guys! Did I mention I'm weird yet? I'm a geek, a free thinker, chef, student, mother, rocker, humanist, unicorn (made you look twice then) hopeless romantic, spiritualist, gamer, hippy, damn weird eclectic crazy bundle of kick ass awesomeness! I'm also short, seriously though.

Don't do the club scene give me a good bar or pub any day. I enjoy meals out, cuddling, watching films, cooking, singing along badly and I have eclectic taste in music. Still with me? Awesome drop me a message x

MzHyde13

37 years old, Straight

5'2" 157cm
Fabulous
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Men Women
Aged from 28 to 40 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Toys

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