Looking for genuine, funny and communicative fuckers.

Couple in Newcastle, North East, UK

Joined: 3 months ago
Last on: 15 minutes ago

Been about.

Back after an extended hiatus.

In no rush to meet but unless that's an inevitable end goal, give us a miss.

Moderately intelligent idiots. Patient perverts. Normal people with abnormal lives. Eloquently foul mouthed. Coffee snobs. Movie nerds. Comedy fans & food lovers, happiest with the dogs, in peace and quiet but with conversation & stories for days.

Above all we like to laugh, talk about life & fuck like monkeys.

She is curvaceous, confident, funny, flexible & sexy as fuck.

He is bearded, engaging, insightful, super quick whitted & into making women cum.

Both aging pretty well but with signs of ware & tare from a full life, well lived.

We don't need to see a doctorate, or even GCSE certificates but if you can't string a sentence together, please pass us by.

We only come as a couple, she leans towards sub & is comfortably debauched but won't be degraded or disrespected & he would put a sharp stop to any attempts at crossing boundaries in an instant.

He is kind, empathetic & playful but naturally dominant. Happy to let someone else take the lead, however there is zero sub in him.

May be open to the occasional single male but we will contact you. Always open to the ever illusive unicorns. Looking for select long term couples but not currently interested in meeting "couples" listed as FWBs, respectfully- as we feel it alters the dynamics.

We'll take some recent pics and get them uploaded soon.

Him

44 years old, Straight

6'3" 191cm
Ample
Non smoker
Don't drink
Heavily tattooed
No piercings

Her

44 years old, Bisexual

5'8" 173cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 28 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

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