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Couple in Somewhere Near Maidstone, South East, UK

... "Merry dirty Christmas filthy fuckers.". yesterday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 26 minutes ago

Back from holiday!

We are a fairly experienced couple looking to meet up with a bi woman or maybe the right couple to have some nsa fun with. I am an average height man with brown hair hazel eyes with a medium build. She is a little taller then me and slim with changeable hair colour (currently light red and short but who knows by this time next month) and blue eyes. We have a wicked sense of humour and enjoy a good laugh. Sex should be fun as well as erotic. So if you like a giggle and don't take life too seriously but would also like a serious encounter, then get in touch. Please... No cheaters. No judgement. It's just not a path we want to tread.

Happy swinging. X

Hey, The Wife here... Just wanted to add a hello and let you know that The Husband mainly looks after this profile for the both of us as I'm lazy and don't really tend to chat much online... I'm more of a chat face to face over cocktails kinda girl :) however, more than happy to say hello to prove its not just one sad guy pretending to be a couple or girl... (We've had plenty of those as I'm sure you all have ha ha)

I like girls, boys and everything in between... More attracted to the person than the gender. The male half of our duo is straight. We are happy to chat with single girls and couples of all genders and see where it goes :)

So... Will video chat or pictures if you want to confirm we are who we say we are, cocktails (or whatever) when you're ready to meet and if we all click we can take it from there... Plan? :)

42 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

45 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 25 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*insteins3rd (35), Woman on 23 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
This couple are fantastic. Hot and very funny, don't miss the chance to meet them. They are worth it. Made me feel right at ease.

*hrisO (46), Couple on 26 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
Have met this couple twice now,loveliy chilled people. She has an ultra hot sexy bod for both the girls and the boys, and he's a cool cat who knows exactly what he's doing. Hope to see you again soon.

*edonistlady (48), Woman on 3 March 2016 by Meeting in person:
Met this fabulous, gorgeous couple for a social in the pub. We had loads in common and I for one e can't wait for the next meeting ;)

*utyimerce (57), Couple on 4 September 2015 by Meeting in person:
We had great time with this naughty pair at a recent small party. She is hot minx with sexy mind and he is good in many ways mmmmm xxx especially in bringing water in right time LOL

*ymbunny1 (47), Woman on 24 July 2014 by Meeting in person:
This lovely couple came to our party last night and whilst we had a chat and a flirt....I never got to play with them :-( Hoping to be able to see them again soon and get down to business. She is particularly sexy, funny and a great party guest. Thanks guys xxx

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