CUM MR TALLY MAN, TALLY ME BANANA

Man in Parts Unknown, North East, UK

Joined: 6 weeks ago
Last on: 11 minutes ago

Stack banana 'til de mornin' come...

Despite the Jamaican folk song vibe on my profile, I'm actually just a fairly well built (not fat) white skinhead with a bit of a strange sense of humour & an exceptionally small Johnson, it is shaved though ??

Married, wife doesn't know I'm on here so if that's a problem I'm probably not for you, in my defence if she sucked my dick once in a while I wouldn't be on here looking for a stranger to do it!

Not posting any public pics incase anyone recognises me, but to give you an idea of how I look, think Stone Cold Steve Austin/Bill Goldberg/Grant off Easter Eastenders (just taller, not as fat & without a bong eye).

More than happy to offend snowflakes, just to be clear, this IS a set site, and that's exactly what I'm looking for.

If you've got this far on my bio & not blocked me, we should probably meet up & you can give me an honest opinion on how small my tackle actually is ??????

Tally Man

46 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Heavily tattooed
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Dogging, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Friends

Suzy (51), Woman
Jack (52), TV/TS
Elle (36), Woman
e (46) & michael (47), Couple
lilsubbcup (40), TV/TS
B (55) & M (55), Couple
Alan (80) & Suzie (77), Couple