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Right, here we go again. Don't send me a picture of your cock I was a carer for 5 years, got 2 sons, 3 brothers, a dad and an ex husband if I didn't know what a cock looked like by now I'd be in trouble.

Am I sarcastic? No shit!

If you can message me with a differentiation between irony and sarcasm (I'll give you a clue, one is always the other, but the other isn't always the first one), I'll be impressed.

Now for the latest development. I am in a relationship, a proper full on heading for marriage relationship and yes he knows.....everything. Therefore, if you do decide to message me he will be looking over my shoulder and casting judgement. To be honest with you if you're genuine and lovely, we can all have a good time and if you're an absolute cunt, at least you'll give us both a good laugh so....either way we're winning this!

Bonus points for both of us if you've got a big dick and you like pokemon.

Anyway I feel I am reaching the end of my epistle so if you want to talk put 'I'm not a nob' in the title of your message or I'm probably just going to delete it.

And as always happy fucking fabbing.

MK

33 years old, Bi-curious

5'6"  168cm
Large
Smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 32 to 55 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Safe Sex

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*inkyguy1991 (33), Man on 30 December 2024 by Meeting in person:
Knew mk1991 a few years ago when I used to live in Aylesbury. Absolutely incredible body that always makes my hard cock throb. If you are lucky enough to get an opportunity to meet this kinky minx, think yourself blessed and don’t let her down, otherwise be prepared to be punished;)

*lackHarpoon (30), Man on 30 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Mk is just amazing and from the moment we met on our social i felt like i have known her for a long time. Extremely intelligent, beautiful, classy, charming and very down to earth. We could have talked forever and i really enjoyed her company. Looking forward to see her again for more good times and simply can't wait xx

*anniboy52 (49), Man on 29 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
I met K the other day for coffee. We were laughing straight away. It was such a shame we ran out of time. Can’t wait to meet her again. She is so dam sexy!

*edonistal (50), Man on 16 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met MK this evening and we had a really good chat and a laugh. Amazing outlook on life and confident too. So glad we met and looking forward to the next time. xx

*ilthyfuntimez (49), Man on 8 June 2022 by Meeting in person:
Time flies with this lovely one.. thx sexy see you soon

*lueEyedWolf (37), Man on 30 April 2022 by Meeting in person:
I have known her for years and can honestly say she is a true friend who understands me which is an absolute rarity. If more people were like her the world might stand a chance of being a happy place again, fascinating conversation everytime and more than welcome to come round mine day or night. Thank you for being you x

*ertshubby (47), Man on 15 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
Have been good friends with this genuine honest lady for some time now . She is naughty and nice and gives an amazing blow job . She is experienced in every way . See you soon I hope.

*lueEyedWolf (37), Man on 13 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
Last minute meet to cheer eachother up and it works everytime. I call her my friend because she is a rarity, beautiful personality, honest and appreciates a guy who is also honest and will accept you for you. Don't waste this Angels time because you won't get a second chance. See you again soon x

*lueEyedWolf (37), Man on 11 February 2022 by Meeting in person:
Known this amazing woman for years now and always a great pleasure to chat to about anything and everything. Extremely skilled and comes with a very sexy mind that know what she likes and ask for it, that's why my head is between her thighs usually ;) I look forward to next time x

*axilicker (47), Man on 1 November 2021 by Meeting in person:
What can I say, everything you want in a fab meet, great to talk to, great to be with, good conversation and then we it comes down to business , well, we have met a few times now and she blows my mind everytime, still lots to experience but man she is a beauty, don’t pass her by

*le686 (38), Man on 7 October 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this gorgeous lady last night, ended up opening up my half of my life story to her she was so easy to talk to and not once judgemental. Can't want to see her again Love Al x

*ove kink (47), TV/TS on 22 September 2021 by Meeting in person:
A bad bad girl .great to meet in person again. We have been chatting on and off for a long time . Xx

*lueEyedWolf (37), Man on 31 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Oh my, I forgot how much I love to eat. Always love how relaxed I am with this beauty and the ease of great conversations every single time. Until next time and many more x

*riFree (51), Man on 21 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Met this absolutely lovely lady and what a pleasure it was. We hit it off straight away and found we have many things in common. We were instantly at ease with each other which made our meet even more enjoyable. Looking forward to seeing her again

*lueEyedWolf (37), Man on 20 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
Always an absolute pleasure in her company, I had been hiding away and decided to un-hide my profile and who should message me. Instantly recognised her new profile and out for a coffee, was hesitant meeting anyone at all but she made me feel at ease in no time and had a good catch up and chat. Looking forward to next time x Tried to keep it shorter this time x

*eorginaABC (50), Woman on 14 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
What a lovely easy going lady totally genuine what you see is what you get and i felt totally relaxed in her company...until next time you little minx...??????

*ayBucksPlay (47), Man on 11 August 2021 by Meeting in person:
n MK is very sexy and interesting. We had 2 socials in 1 day and talked about everything under the sun We built up fantasies after that and eventually met. She is v open and dirty. She told me exactly what she likes and made the whole meet relaxed and thoroughly enjoyable. What a unique woman she is. Can’t wait to see her again xx

*onny 88 (36), Man on 13 July 2021 by Meeting in person:
Such a lovely time with this lovely woman. Can’t wait to have another one soon

*doherty111 (37), Man on 25 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
A late night visit to my house after we have messaged for months. The visit did not disappoint. A stunner!

*emel 50 (57), Man on 6 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say but this young lady is a very horny girl. I met her a few years ago and had a few meetings in my office. Oral skills of a goddess. Would love to pick up were we left off. Xx

*appy.m (57), Man on 3 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Wow we met for some car fun before, great oral skills , hope we can do it again very soon x

*aint steed (52), Man on 3 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
I’ve known this cracker for a few years now and she’s the real thing . Be kind, clean and honest and she’ll be everything you want her to be !

*un Guy 46 (49), Man on 3 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Super time had In the company of this amazing woman. Friendly easy to get on with won’t disappoint

*ames xxxx (55), Man on 3 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
Have known this lovely lady for a few years now. She is smart , sexy loads of fun and can't wait to meet her again soon. If you do get to meet her bring your A game as you're going to need it.

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