Fat bottomed girl....

Woman in Northamptonshire, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 29 minutes ago

If you won't pay attention and read my profile there's a good chance you won't pay attention to anything else, so please don't waste my or your time messaging me if you haven't read it, it's not rocket surgery!

- I do not fuck people I have just met, so don't ask to meet me 'in an hour' etc. Chances are I won't meet in a day or a week either, socials a must before anything else

- My preference is for tall guys who are well built and with a full head of hair, rocker types to the front!

- I know what a cock looks like, there is no need to send me a pic of yours in your very first message, if you've got nothing else about you then message someone else

- I have to click with and fancy you before anything sexual will happen, including kissing which by the way is so underrated yet one of my most favourite things

- Not a fan of excessive body hair and personal hygiene is paramount, yes it is necessary to say this!

- Tell me your starsign in the subject line of your message so I know you have read this far, NO EXCEPTIONS! You will be blocked if you message without this.

- Copied and pasted messages stand out a mile, use control C & V elsewhere!

- If you want a reply, be original! 'Hi, how are you?' etc etc will not get a response.

- I don't respond to winks

- I won't meet during the week, Fridays and Saturdays only (unless you are really special)

Apart from all that I am complete barrel of sunshine!

44 years old, Straight

5'8" 173cm
Large
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 56 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, DP, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Spanking, Taking Photos, Toys

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*omeoplays (31), Man on 22 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely lady at Jaydees last Friday. Has great conversation really friendly a good friend. Hope to bump into her there again in the future

*exycouple2323 (36), Couple on 21 June 2023 by Meeting in person:
Myself and partner got to meet this beautiful lady at jaydees Not only was she absolutely gorgeous our conversation just flowed naturally have since been chatting very much looking forward to meeting up again xx

*otty69 (53), Couple on 22 April 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met this extremely sexy lady last night at Jaydees dressed in stunning sexy black outfit . Have to say the conversation just flowed most of the night such a down to earth and extremely good laugh she was. definitely will be hopefully meeting up again sometime soon . X

*allMeBee (45), Man on 12 February 2023 by Meeting in person:
Met Miss Plum for Double Pudding. That's not a euphemism, we had two lots of dessert. Followed by "Cake Ups". She's great fun and "hot as chuff" as they say.

*eds10 (39), Couple on 27 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely woman yesterday for a social. Conversation flowed very easily, even lost track of the time. Will love getting to know her better. Will hopefully introduce clubs to her soon.

*udgeoff (40), Man on 3 January 2022 by Meeting in person:
What an absolute wonder. A rare breed, a woman beginning with R that is a good one, we have had some fantastic casual meetups and clicked from the start. She is full of banter, easy to chat to and those eyes I could stare into for days. Our casual meets went to the next step and whilst her skills at making a cup of coffee need work her oral skillls are without question. The best I have had and we are still learning each others buttons. She tastes fantastic on my tongue and I've taken great pleasure in introducing her to the 8 inch club. Unbelievable in bed, out of bed, and everywhere else. I look forward to every 'date' we have. She is most certainly a step up and not to be missed. Guys, take the hint and make your message original, it might end up worth the 5 minutes thinking time!

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