Kneel-down comedienne LF gags

TV/TS in Norwich / London, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

Magical gurl, tarot reader, adventuress and occasional stand-up comedienne (well, more kneel-down comedienne most days). Looking for Dom/mes to play with, plus kink-friendly and/or magical friends.

Yes, I know I look domme. No, I’m not, unless I’m being someone’s assistant/Evil Sidekick. Yes, I get a lot of sub guys asking. Beating them off with a stick, in fact, which seems to be the wrong thing to do…

Very much enjoy CNC with single tops or groups, but annoyingly hard to organise. (I mean, whaddoesittake to get a girl tied up and used around here?)

Ground rules:

- My time is limited due to work and family (I’m a carer). Please don’t waste it.

- NO BB, which means no cum up the bum please. Hate that I have to state it, but some people just don't read the instructions before putting tab A into slot B.

- For preference, be recently tested. If you need a test kit, visit tht.org.uk.

- If you like whipping/spanking/biting - no inexplicable bruising that's gonna last into the next day please.

- Can’t accom for above reason unless I trust and invite you, and then it’d only be in my garage. Don’t mind where you accom - in fact, nastier the better…

- Bring a sense of humour. Sex is too much fun to take seriously.

Outside that: professional nerd, number of geeky interests (amateur tarot reader, tech, astronomy). Should get around to relearning guitar. Also sometimes write comedy bits for friends. Queen of snap comebacks - guess I have a well trained gag reflex.

Have fun

Em x

Emily

50 years old, Bisexual

5'10" 178cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 30 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cross-dressing, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Oral, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, SM, Spanking, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

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*tone253 (36), Man on 27 November 2022 by Meeting in person:
I met Emily at a recent party I was invited to. I had a great time, a lovely bit of play and a quick lesson of various methods and tools of restraint. I look forward to having more fun.

*ombibull (53), Man on 17 June 2021 by Meeting in person:
It is so wonderful to get this cute, sexy and very willing sub back in harness again and even more so when meeting her with others. If you get the chance do take and do not mess her about

*ichardbyron (68), Man on 17 May 2021 by Meeting in person:
Wow!, I meet this sexy sub girl today and she was terrific, on time, sexy kit and oh so submissive, a complete dom's dream. She obeyed every demand, took all her punishment and more and gave me great pleasure to service her. If you get the chance go for it, you can't go wrong with this girl. Richard.

*ombibull (53), Man on 9 June 2020 by Meeting in person:
Met emm on many occasions she never fails to deliver impeccable service and always with a smile unless her cute mouth is full of cock which I can assure you is one of the things she does best.