Bi-playful couple looking for fun

Couple in Marketrasen, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 11 hours ago

EDIT: You need to read the next few lines people. Short, chat-like messages are now being discarded immediately.

Before we describe ourselves we must say this. If you are replying to us or just like the sound of our profile, it is incumbent on you to pass at least some of your information to us without any prompting from us. That means that winks and short messages alone (Hi, how are you...) are insufficient, as is having a profile with no photos or, worse still, no profile text. Our leanings and desires are set out quite clearly too, so if you don't portray yourself as something that we are seeking then expect to have your message discarded. Those who put in the little extra effort required to describe themselves will always receive a reply (thanks to those who have done this so far :-) ). Anyway, rant over, soapbox free to good home.

M (male) 57, 6ft, proportionate build, full head of hair, clean shaven face, shaven and trimmed below, circumcised, 36" waist. Athletic but not muscular. Relatively youthful in appearance and outlook.

K (female) is 53, 5'2', size 12, shoulder length hair, 95% epilated so beautifully smooth, 34DD boobs, fun loving.

Both of us are white, professionally employed, non-smokers, cultured, educated, clean, healthy, drug free, fun, tattoo-free, piercing-free, very much in love with each other and bi-playful.

We would prefer to meet socially first as we both feel that chemistry is an absolute must for all concerned, but happy to play on first meeting if all goes well. We reserve the right to politely decline and understand that this works both ways.

We are NOT into pain, pushy men, butch women, facial hair, poor hygiene, beer bellies, unruly body hair, heavy drinkers, smokers, heavily tattooed m & f, heavily pierced m or f or drug users.

For the bi-curious/bi-playful males, on a scale ranging from submissive to dominant ideally we would prefer just the sub side of centre. Definitely not either extreme. Only orally bi at this time.

For the bi-curious/bi-playful females, we would prefer someone between size 12 - 16 and neither extreme sub or dom. K has a preference for big boobs & a well manicured pussy (rather than fully waxed/shaved).

We are equally at home playing straight, but prefer group action rather than partner swap.

We expect everyone to abide by any rules. We do have a few rules which we will discuss with whoever we arrange to meet. Initially we prefer no photos/video but this may change when trust is established.

Absolute discretion expected and offered.

No straight or 100% gay males or females.

*Please put the phrase BIRD IS THE WORD in the title of your message to show us that you've read this profile*

If you are educated and cultured, fun and sexy, get in touch, if you aspire to be a guest on the former Jeremy Kyle show, jog on.

For clarity, none of our public pictures depict dogging, it's just outdoor fun between the two of us, so thanks for all the dogging invites but it's not our thing, sorry.

No permission granted or implied for anyone to use any material (including text and photographic) included in this profile for any purpose.

53 years old, Bi-curious

5'2" 157cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

57 years old, Bi-curious

6'0" 183cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 25 to 60
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*acky Racers (53), Couple on 29 March 2024 by Meeting in person:
We have known this fabulous, engaging and sexy couple for many years and they have become great friends....both fun in and out of the bedroom! If it is looking likely you will get to meet them, then you are in for a great time....

*oyeurhubby (46), Couple on 17 April 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely genuine couple at a social and got to play after hours! Very sexy, great fun and brilliant company. Make sure to make K orgasm; the result is amazing x

*ruit (53), Woman on 7 April 2015 by Meeting in person:
I met this very attractive couple at the Lincoln Social at the weekend. I have to say it was a total pleasure as they are both equally stunning. I could easily spend alot of time imagining what would happen if we were naked. I found myself trying to not stare at Mr luscious groin area but decided to just imagine anyway! Also I held back from planting my face in between a pair of boobs. I am quite proud of myself lol. Roll on next time as I desperately want to kiss them both xxx

*punky4U (57), Man on 23 March 2015 by Meeting in person:
After messaging each other on the site and swapping mobile's I had the pleasure of meeting this fantastic couple last Sunday afternoon after inviting them to my place for some fun. After a drink and a chat the three of us decided it was time for fun and fun it certainly was! I do love daytime sex and have to say this session was a real turn on. K has such a hot bod, gorgeous tits and arse and one sweet pussy that I couldn't get enough of, oh and not to mention an expert in the oral dept too! M is a really nice fella and together they make a great couple, very friendly, sexy and a whole lot of fun. I'm hoping to get a repeat of last Sunday, the sooner the better! Def recommended.

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