Looking for laughs fun and naughtiness

Man in Plymouth, South West, UK

... "In benidorm but fuck all people unless it's at a swingers club wtf". Saturday

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

I will keep it simple. I'm short overweight look like penfold from dangermouse when i wear my glssses. I have a penis that can touch the floor I'm 3ft 6 so it's not that difficult. I definitely don't look my age I can travel.

There two things that's a must.

A sense of humour and not too serious and easy to talk too. Sorry three things that's a must sense of humour not too serious, easy to talk to and likes to flirt. Sorry four things oh bugger I give up.

I'm up to meeting for a drink whether it's coffee or a pint. I have been on a famous talent show I've got the video to prove it. I'm looking for a lady or couple to meet me for socials and possibly go to clubs with.

I'm honest and up front

I don't care less what people think I here for fun.

Winks are accepted I will message back to winks. If you wink and i message you have to decency to reply even if its a no thanks nobody likes ignorant people.

I'm married but we've talked about it and she's not interested and doesn't know about this side of me. I'm interested in the alternative side hence why I joined vault72

I'm still trying to work out what people are into. Maybe I should ask might be a good start. I'm nervous but once I'm more relaxed or confident I'm more myself. I consider myself a bi top but that doesn't mean wanting to be touched or to touch the male partner or orally. I have a fantasy I'd like to act out of being tied or strapped and blindfolded and not know whether male or female is touching or whatever else.

I'd like someone or maybe a couple could guide me. Or I'd like to watch and maybe get invited to join in.

If interested let me know.

58 years old, Bi-curious

5'2" 157cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 18 to 70
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Swingers Clubs, Soft Swing, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Oral, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Adult Parties

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*nky.n.kinky (31), Woman on 25 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well what can I say about this cheeky chap! Met through a friend and knew we was going to get on, such a bubbly happy personality very easy to talk to and very funny, look forward to hanging out more!

*ault72 (52), Couple on 8 September 2024 by Meeting in person:
Very nice guy, always well mannered with a cheeky approach to the lifestyle and a nice smile. Confident and liked by everyone at the Vault! Always welcome!

*hampagnepair (30), Couple on 25 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this amazing guy in the cinema room at pandoras, very talented and charming. Ladies, dont pass up the opportunity ?? A xx

*lym4real (47), Couple on 22 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Known this bloke for years and we keep moving but somehow he finds us ! but anyways always a good laugh and even better company and so laid back he does fall over alot and if you want a fun and enteraining night and more than afew laughs with a genuine nice guy and apart from his "Argyle " fetish and his infamous vid all round nice guy if only all Fab guys were like him a tad more !

*issRedxXXX (33), Woman on 20 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely man one night for a cheeky play when I was part of a couple on here …. What a gentleman he is , full of laughs but a filthy mind to match ! Don’t pass him by he’s a gem !

*ust good friends 2020 (58), Couple on 21 August 2023 by Meeting in person:
We had the pleasure of meeting this guy over the weekend. We had a great social and are looking forward to meeting up for some fun soon. Reliable and turned up as promised.

*appy2888 (56), Couple on 7 January 2023 by Meeting in person:
We met Minime45 at a mutual friends social. Great guy, never a dull moment in his company. Look forward to seeing you again. Lisa and Ian x

*lym4real (47), Couple on 22 December 2022 by Meeting in person:
Known this guy for what seems ages ( probaly is) but if you do want a fun guy who can hold a conversation and make you laugh ? and respectful and even has manners ?? always welcome at our place anyway which is high praise indeed from fussy tart Mrs4...xxx