So horny and hard this morning need some"relief" ASAP

Man in Worcester, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

LITTLE ABOUT ME: fun, friendly, flirty, intelligent, witty, bubbly,

great!

Looking for fun, with gorgeous women Ideal women- stocky,

big, shaved head ,good looks, rugged ,a little arrogant...

My bit of rough.. love Pat on eastenders, Peggy she would so get it!

Looking for real women, experienced women, women that know how to

give it to you.. At the moment i have a big thing for London, Birmingham,

Yorkshire and Newcastle accents, have me so weak kneed its untrue!

So if you are looking for a guy, who can talk about shoe shopping, washing, cooking and ironing board surfing ( i fell off one ,gravel rash!! grr!) who likes the nail bar, understands why you have to ogle shoe shop window displays.. one thing I cannot stand though is d*unken limpness ,if you can’t handle your beer ,don’t drink dharlin.. I’m all up for a tipsy fumble.. but, if its sloppy like

mushy peas.. FORGET IT!

Also no bloody 'jeb ends' as my son endearingly calls it..I am loud, proud, and me.

First Date depends on the person and the time of year, moonlit picnic, remote lake, bottle of fizz, blanket, lingerie, handcuffs. or cable ties for fastening to trees! Or pub, few beers,£10 on the fruit machine, few games of pool and then down an alley..

Or you could bring me a tiny box of 4 Ferrero Rocher and a bottle of vodka

or 4 cans of diamond white, and we could go and fumble on a park bench watching a g reg astra gte burn, once the fuel tanks exploded, we could get closer.. maybe with some marshmallows on bits of windscreen wiper?!? Failing that, I could give you a 'croggie' on my bmx to the late night garage, I'll distract the old bloke behind the till and you can nick all the doritos and peanut m and m's then we can go and sit in an old public toilet and light loo roll to keep warm!!

Date and a half or what!!!!

Please read personal info so as not to offend anyone....

I am looking for someone to share in an adventure who enjoys listening to "smurfs go pop" and has 2 thumbs. Must be addicted to alcohol and believe that the earth is flat.

Manic fully fledged vampire and founder of the G. O. D. Club ( Growing Old(er) Disgracefully) Regular sufferer of foot in mouth disease but ok if keep taking the meds. Don't let that put you off .. I DO have good days.

Founder of G. O. D. Club (Growing Older Disgracefully) and living by its code creating havoc along the way . think you could keep up??

Six foot fat guy seeks an old hairy fart who remembers Wham and the 80's.

mick

65 years old, Bisexual

6'1" 185cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Cybersex, Dogging, Group Sex, Oral, Safe Sex, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*un with my wife (64), Man on 7 May 2019 by Meeting in person:
Met this guy a while ago. My wife wanted to try a blindfolded meet, but after a previous meet with another guy from here who lasted less than 5 minutes. That was from him entering our house to leaving, she was reluctant. After an evening of drinking a few g&t’s and watching porn, she wanted to try again. After messaging a few guys, this guy said that he would love to come over. I blindfolded my wife and used her restraints on our bed. Wasn’t really expecting him to turn up, but he did. My wife didn’t want me to watch. So I told him that she was upstairs on our bed. Don’t think he believed me, but went upstairs anyway. I listened to them fucking for what seemed like ages. After he had left, I joined my wife on the bed. There was a used condom full of cum on the bedside table, so was a little disappointed. Until I looked down at her cunt and saw cum running out of her. I got between her legs and licked her until she orgasmed on my face. She later told me that he had fucked her and after he had cum, he got her to suck him. She felt him start to get hard again and thought he was going to cum in her mouth. Instead he moved down her body and entered her again. She loved the experience...thanks

So horny and hard this morning need some"relief" ASAP

Man in Worcester, West Midlands, UK

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