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Man in Waterloo, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 5 days ago

I'm currently unable to send messages or reply to them - feel free to get me on Kik - I'm on as merseymale79

New profile text 27/05/19

Decided it was time for a rewrite to reflect the person I am now, as the old one was getting too long and I didn't want to add yet another new paragraph.

My name is Mike, I'm a fully bisexual and fully versatile guy from Liverpool. I'm interested in meeting new people (and old ones too) and hopefully some new friends too.

I have a painfully low tolerance to bullshit, and an even lower one to ignorance. This means I always try to be as honest as I can - if I'm not interested in you, I'll say so and I'll be direct about it but I won't ever do this try to hurt anyone's feelings.

If I'm not your type, that's fine. I'm realistic enough to know that not everyone will find me absolutely irresistible. But please let me know. However, some of you people need to learn that not every email you get is an invitation or offer of anything - sometimes a compliment is just a compliment, with nothing else wanted or intended. If I send you a message asking if you want to meet me and you say I'm not your type, that's fair enough - if I send you an email saying that you have a good profile or picture and you say I'm not your type, that's rude and presumptuous. Manners coat nothing but are worth everything.

I'm not on here for a relationship - while I wouldn't want to rule anything out, I'm quite happy being single. I can do what I want when I want, and I don't have to answer to anybody. Why would I want to give that up?

So what am I looking for then? Open minded single men, single women, T girls and couples only. If you're part of a couple who wants to meet as a single, that's fine - but I will still want to meet your partner to make sure they're aware and comfortable with what's happening. I don't meet anyone who is married or has a partner they're cheating on behind their backs.

If you ask me if I'm discreet, I will automatically translate that into "please don't tell my friends/family/boss/girlfriend or spouse", and if you use discretion as the reason why you won't send one, this gets translated into "someone has already told my friends/family/boss/girlfriend or spouse, and she's still fucking fewwwwwming". In either case, I'm going to assume you're on here behind someone else's back - especially if your profile says you're straight and you're asking me to meet you.

I don't accommodate - ever. Please note I said don't, not can't. This is a personal preference and not one that is up for discussion. So if you can't accommodate I see no point in sending me a message asking if I want to meet.

I should say that I don't meet at the drop of a hat - I prefer to take my time and get to know someone first before deciding if they're someone I want to meet. Which could explain why it's been over three years since I last met someone from this site, which was at a summer barbecue with other people there - which was the first and last time I've been to anything like that (that's not a criticism, I just have a lot of social anxiety and feel uncomfortable when I'm surrounded by people I'm meeting for the first time), and I will only meet someone when I feel ready - not when I'm told I should be. I may sometimes come across as being rude, unsociable, obnoxious, or even arrogant - I genuinely don't mean to appear this way, it just seems that way because of how I have worded things, as it can appear that I'm being sarcastic when I'm being completely sincere

== Results from bdsmtest.org ==

96% Voyeur

94% Rope bunny

94% Switch

82% Primal (Prey)

79% Submissive

78% Slave

77% Experimentalist

69% Non-monogamist

69% Brat

67% Exhibitionist

65% Pet

62% Dominant

55% Vanilla

52% Degradee

36% Masochist

34% Rigger

33% Primal (Hunter)

29% Brat tamer

27% Owner

23% Sadist

21% Daddy/Mommy

20% Master/Mistress

19% Degrader

17% Ageplayer

0% Boy/Girl

Man of Mayhem

45 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Slim
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 28 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Webcams, Watersports, Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Role Play, Rimming, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Cuckolding, Anal, Adult Parties

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*rs Pony n Mr Peachy (59), Couple on 30 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
THis "scouser" was invited to our BBQ and made the effort to talk to all who were there - which worked well as they are a friendly bunch who do not leave people out. Think the hot tub was his favourite place - not sure how long he was in it but I have some great photos of his smiley face xx

*trumpett (54), Woman on 29 May 2017 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting Mers at a BBQ yesterday. Good to discover he is as funny in person as he is on cam. Made a darn good g&t too. A true gent xx

*trumpett (54), Woman on 21 May 2017 by Webcam:
Ahh my good friend Merseyscouse, one day we will have a physical poke war ;-) always a good laugh and a genuinely nice guy too xx

*ewelsss (55), Woman on 20 May 2017 by Webcam:
this guy can talk for the united kingdom , friendly chatty , great sense of humour pleasing to the eye x

*itch1007 (39), Woman on 20 May 2017 by Webcam:
have spoken to him loads of times he is a great guy

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