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Couple in Mainly Warrington, Also S London & N Wales, North West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: over a year ago

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29 Nov 2016. Very much regret situation still the same we will not be playing anytime soon.

27 May 2016 still going to be out of action for weeks yet

18th March 2016.

We still have serious family problems so although we may appear on line we will not be playing for some time yet.

We do apologies to those people we were in contact with before Christmas will try to recover the situation when we can. S#@t happens.!!!

22 FEB 16

Well not a good start to the year all plans are on hold for foreseeable future but will be back ASAP.

Sorry but we are not replying to anybody at the moment.

POSTED 30 DEC 16

We want to make 2016 a hot swinging year for us and we are looking for others to help us and you to have lots of safe stress free fun.

For the first time ever in our swinging life we will shortly be in a position to hold meets at our house and we would like to arrange a series of private parties. For the avoidance of any doubt there are NO CHARGES.

These parties would range from socials to gang bangs and will include parties for bi females only, daytime MILFs, photo shoots and video, soft swing, fantasy fulfilment, orgy, etc. some will be age grouped. Also hopefully outdoor parties dogging, picnic, beach, flashing etc. Suggestions welcome.

If this is of interest to any COUPLES or FEMALES then do please message us.

SINGLE GUYS DO NOT MESSAGE ABOUT PARTIES IF YOU DO YOU WILL BE BLOCKED. You have been warned. We will advertise for single guys as and when we restart our gang bang auditions.

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WE ARE INTERESTED IN MEETING COUPLES, FEMALES of any age and MEN over 30 but men READ your section carefully.

WE ONLY CHAT TO GENUINE COUPLES/FEMALES.

WE DO NOT CHAT IN ANY WAY WITH MEN.

MEN, ASKING TO CHAT IS TOTALLY POINTLESS WE DO NOT CHAT.

MEN DO NOT WINK OR SEND FRIENDS REQUESTS THEY WILL JUST BE DELETED.

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Laura

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Bubbly and fun, very chatty. Curvy. Full swing. SAFE SEX ONLY so do not ask for anything else. She loves giving oral but if that's all you want please pass us by. As long as you have made her cum you can cum where you want. Fully shaven. Loves all types of sex other than the usual pain, humiliation and water sports. Gets many comments on her breasts and nipples.

If the condition are right can be very wet.

She is perfectly happy to have fun with the ladies she is bi-curious wanting to learn more.

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Peter

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Soft swing only as a side effect of medication so we are not cuck or sub/dom.

Straight, very straight but happy with close contact with straight guys.

More reserved but can quickly come out of his shell. Slightly above average weight.

Trimmed where it counts but that can be adjusted to suit.

Loves kissing and petting and has been told he is good with his fingers.

Enjoys watching Laura enjoying herself with men or the ladies or both!

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We would love to help fulfilling fantasies. Like to be watched? Like to try dogging? Like to try ffm? Like to try a gang bang or bukkake? Want to have pictures taken or video?

Unsure or new to swinging couples and ladies are very welcome with no pressure as long as proved genuine.

We also have a keen interest in dressing to please and flashing in public, taking pictures and video. We would love to meet other couples or ladies for this if it interests you.

If you are soft swing we found this a very good way to get really horny to your partners benefit.

You will ALWAYS be talking to Peter in messages but Laura does read them all and browse.

Laura on phone to prove she exists to other FEMALES only.

Winks welcome from COUPLES (FM,FF) and FEMALES but why not just message us if you are interested.

If we give you our number this burn phone is only on when a meet is happening. Calls or messages at other times will NOT be seen.

Nobody seems to read profiles! So why bother with this at all?

Because the people who do read the profile are the people we are looking for.

We are new to this site but not to swinging and have been to parties, clubs, dogging and arranged our own meets.

We are posting pictures some of which are from years ago and we no longer look the same. We post these as a lot of interest has been shown in our past exploits. ALL such pictures will be clearly marked as OLD as there is absolutely no intention to mislead. Pictures which are not so labelled are recent.

Thank you for reading our profile, if we interest you in ANY way then please get in touch.

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We are a mature couple please check our age. We have been married a very long time and are very happy with what we do. We will soon be able to accommodate and will be holding house parties.

If you WINK us we will assume that you are BOTH interested in us having read our profile and we will message you. If you are not interested please just say so, thanks we will not be offended.

If you have few veris it will be necessary for the ladies to have a quick chat at a very early stage on the phone this quickly proves both ways that a female is knowingly involved at both ends. If you have a number of veris this wont be required by us but, obviously, still happy to do so.

We are not really into chatting but it does depend with couples.

We have yet to set up a webcam or Skype for couples but we will get round to it eventually.

Exchange of pictures at an early stage please.

Irrespective of what it may seem elsewhere on our profile and pictures we are very happy to meet couples and fully respect their limits. We are perfectly happy with socials and soft swing. We do like to take pictures but ONLY if you are happy with that and absolute discretion is assured.

We are very laid back and easy going, professional, well educated, well-mannered and squeaky clean. Non-pushy.

We are interested in sexy friends with or without benefits.

Our swinging does not have to be balanced.

As a matter of principle we DO NOT meet guys who are on here as a couple.

Sorry we do not meet couples where the man is bi or bi-curious.

If we interest you in any way then please do message us.

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SINGLE MEN

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We cannot possibly hope to answer all of the messages we receive and we have now given up trying.

If you do not hear from us you probably didn't read this prof....hmmmmm or we just were not able to reply before you fell of the bottom of the message list.

MEN it is absolutely pointless sending WINKS or FRIENDS REQUESTS, in future they will just be deleted.

MEN we regret we do not meet bi men for SEX this is our choice and is to do with sex not homophobia!

TV/TS sorry this is not our thing.

We do NOT chat to men. We do NOT chat to men. We do NOT chat or skype or cam to men.

We DO NOT meet UNDER 30s as a rule.(Not cast in stone, tempt us)

We now do not meet people with less than 3 VISIBLE verifications as we have found these are the no shows.

If you send a message like “Do you want to fuck?” we will send you a list of our charges!!!! If you want to meet for free then just read on. (For the avoidance of any doubt this is just a joke.)

If it takes more than 3 to 4 messages to arrange a meet then this usually means something is wrong, especially if you are asking too many questions.

Like all other couples on here absolutely fed up with one liners, no shows, dreamers and fakes and men who are too disinterested to read the profile

So it’s quite simple if you would like to meet us you get preferential treatment if

You are over 30.

Include in your FIRST message pictures cock, full length and face and phone number.

Have some details on your profile.

You are PHOTO verified.

That you have at least 3 recent displayed MEET verifications.

You write something a bit more than one line in your message.

Sorry you genuine guys under 30 but we will not normally be meeting any guys under 30.

WE REGRET THAT EVEN IF YOU DO ALL OF THE ABOVE WE STILL CANNOT PROMISE A MEET BUT WE DO TRY THAT'S TRY, TO REPLY

We see that many couples put a test word in here which you have to quote so we will give it a try.

Please put "read your profile" as the subject but only if you have. Now we are trusting you to be honest here.

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Laura

59 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Peter

64 years old, Straight

5'9" 175cm
Average
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 70
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Cannot accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

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Verified Genuine Profile

*estrianuy (59), Man on 12 September 2015 by Meeting in person:
I have met this couple on a number of occasions now met up for a cheeky photo shoot in a well-known chain of pubs.well a little bit risky but great fun lol.they had a message from another couple while we were there & I joined them for a hotel meet.great fun fantastic couple looking forward to next time already x

*anny and Nette (65), Couple on 7 September 2015 by Meeting in person:
We had a very unexpected quickly arranged meet with the lovely Laura and Peter and their friend. Had a wonderful time and both of us totally satisfied and drained. Hopingvwe can get together again soon. Thanks guys xx DandN

*estrianuy (59), Man on 1 August 2015 by Meeting in person:
I was invited to another hotel meet by Laura & Peter along with another couple of guys.Laura never disappoints & takes everything.fantastic chilled relaxed couple who always turn up.hope you got some more great pics many thanks. Steve

*estrianuy (59), Man on 3 July 2015 by Meeting in person:
What can I say WOW met Laura & Peter for the second time in less than a week.a couple of message's invited to a hotel meet this time with another couple of guys.Laura was dressed for sex again one very horny lady.everybody was well & truly satisfied & Peters got some cracking photos. Do not mess this couple about they are the real deal & can't wait for another meet. Many thanks Steve

*estrianuy (59), Man on 27 June 2015 by Meeting in person:
I meet Laura & Peter last night after exchanging a few messages during the day.this couple are an absolute credit to the site.turned up exactly when they said they would & wow. Laura was dressed to please & tease a lovely lady with awesome tits.Peter is a brilliant guy very chilled & relaxed hope you have some good pictures. This couple are 100% reliable & genuine can't wait for the next time.

*onathan14 (55), Man on 26 June 2015 by Meeting in person:
100% genuine xxx met sometime ago on a ship.

*ony3755 (72), Man on 16 June 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met this lovely couple tonight, and posed with others for pictures, and are easy to get on with and enjoy the fun. From "The Boy Scout" lol

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