Single Lady! Rare hey?!! Before you message read profile!

Woman in Hastings, South East, UK

Joined: 5 months ago
Last on: 15 hours ago

Single , given up on relationships but still love Sex!! Looking for single guys to have some sexy fun with and hopefully become friends . I’m going to be to the point and brutally honest about what I want so make sure you read to the end and I apologise if I sound very blunt but it’s better you know what I want then you won’t waste ur time if you don’t meet my needs!!! Xx

Will only answer to verified profiles with FACE pics that I don’t have to ask for.

You will be immediately deleted if all I’m getting is cock pics and foul language with no sign of whether you have a brain in your head or not , still expect my FWB to be respectful.

Must be average or above in the looks dept and be very very clean, don’t mind a dad bod with a little extra padding , I have a Mum bod after all , I’m not a model in any way shape or form so don’t expect slim or perfectly toned but no one’s complained yet! X

please no grossly overweight guys , your probably lovely people but not for me , really sorry. Also make sure the pics ur showing me are very recent like in the last 6 month's! Not 15 yrs ago ??xx

Must be non smokers and have decent teeth ( as in not black , green or missing at the front!! Xx)

I don’t want to be on here constantly chatting with no prospect of meeting up and generally would like to meet up first for a drink somewhere, with no expectations, play if it happens will come shortly after xx That way if one of us doesn’t like , neither gets embarrassed by the “ sorry ur not for me” xx There are RARE occasions I may be overcome with your gorgeousness and drag you home to my bedroom …. So you might want to be meet ready( with condoms) as you never know!

NO FRIEND ADDS PLEASE UNLESS IVE SEEN YOUR FACE PIC !!!!!!! Sorry but I’m deleting loads without looking , and we both may be missing out but I’ve too many to look through , help me out here guys please!!!

If you’ve read to the end Thankyou!!!! And start your messages with “ I read it to the very end!!” Xxx

Maria

49 years old, Straight

5'3" 160cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
1 or 2 piercings

Looking For

Men
Aged from 30 to 55 only
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Oral, Safe Sex, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*artini No.1 (49), Man on 6 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Wow!…..What a woman. Not only does she have the looks and the curves, but has an appetite to match. Two meets within a week have left me reeling. Knows exactly what she’s doing and oh so flexible. Word of warning though… if you can’t swim you’re in trouble! Gentlemen, you’d better bring your best should you be lucky enough to be invited.

*qq99 (34), Man on 1 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Perfect afternoon spent with an incredible woman. Lots of fun, frolics (and fruit) had. Thoroughly enjoyed talking before, between and afterwards! X

*hatguy23 (39), Man on 1 April 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well this amazing woman knows what she likes and is a real pleasure to please. Down to earth and a genuine rare find. Treat her well guys. Shes a diamond.

*appyguy81 (44), Man on 26 March 2025 by Meeting in person:
I met Maria and wow she blew my mind and balls. Will be meeting again x

*he topless tradie (34), Man on 7 February 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well what a woman. we had a social, including a great chat about what we are into and what we want. Clothed she has a great body, super hospitable very open and inviting. If you have a chance to meet this genuine lady don't mess her around, great to meet you and hope to see you again in a better state of undress very soon. ??

*oungandfun30 (39), Couple on 31 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Well such a random thing happened with this absolutely stunning hot sexy lady I had the perfect meet and a few hours of non stop fun that was nothing but pure filth and fuck loads of pleasure. She know what she’s doing and was the perfect host. No awkward moments great fun and the perfect fab meet xx

*teveboixxx (36), Man on 17 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
What a pleasure to meet such a beautiful lady. Smelling divine and looked stunning! What a lovely suprise taking the dress of! Great pussy that tasted as good as she looked! Great body with a peachy arse to match. Made sure i was satisfied. Gets nice and wet. Bed was soaked ;) atleast i helped change the sheets aye. Very welcoming and great accent. Left a beer in the fridge for our next meet. See you soon sexy lady! X

*ellEquipped (34), Man on 5 January 2025 by Meeting in person:
Amazing woman who knows what she’s doing alright! You will NOT be disappointed. Beautiful and caring too. Shes got a heart of gold and should be treated as such. Wow. Incredibly naughty though!!!