Mostly Harmless

Man in Rosyth, Scotland, UK

Joined: 6 weeks ago
Last on: 31 minutes ago

I am an intelligent, funny, empathic, creative type with a highly stressful job from which I need to decompress.

I delight in all aspects of the sensual and sexual experience and will definitely show you a good time! I am a great teacher. I have embraced the aspects of every woman I have been with and helped them to fully embrace their sexual being with multiple orgasms, teasing, sensual play, rough play, squirting, anal. I thrive on seeing the pleasure I can give with my fingers (they are magic). It's not quick with me and I need a real connection.

I am quite selective and it may take a while for me to let you in, however I assure you I am worth the wait.

My ex has written this for me as I am far too modest. She is on here as HoneybadgerCL and is happy for you to contact her as a reference!

My note:

The above was written for me for a different site by my ex, but thought I should put up on here also. She is on here with name above.

I am quite reserved when making an approach and therefore really not sure if online is going to work for me as need to have that horny I want to fuck the ass of this person and show them how fucking dirty they can be. I am a dirty bastard.If slightly unexploited so to speak (4 partners ever) so would like to explore more...

Seen a few people who I would want to fucktheassoff , hence why I've popped this up. My ex also thinks I should share my skills lol, but think that there will be some very talented people on here anyway.

I like to enjoy a bit of 420. So whilst I think anyone who I meet and have sex with would love it. Given the amount of men on here Vs women, my age and that I smoke will rule me out getting many bites. I cannot imagine the amount of messages ladies will get lol - god help you.

Have fun people you only live once :-)

53 years old, Straight

6'2" 188cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Anal, Blindfolds, Dogging, DP, Rimming, Spanking, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*oneybadgerCL (47), Woman on 19 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
I had the honour and pleasure of being this amazing mans partner for almost 4 years. He is sensitive, kind, funny, intelligent, interesting and very kinky with a great outlook on life. He is very attentive in the bedroom and delights in all aspects of the sensual and sexual experience. He has made every partner he has been with squirt and love anal and was the catalyst that fueled my sexual epiphany.