delightfully eccentric and a little bit batty

Couple in Cyprus, South West, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 8 months ago

We have been swingers for years and originally met at Chams. Mrs was the original Pussy Posse Queen and Mr Madchick had his own following. Due to work we have been out of the country for some time and are now looking to get back into the swing of things (got a love the pun)! Drop by and say hello. Happy swinging .

We are now in Weymouth in a house over looking the marina so if there are any single males within our profile age range that are white (sorry that is our preference) please drop us a line.

You must have facial and body shot and be clean shaven as the missus has a slight phobia about facial hair. A full on beard will have her running round the apartment screaming .... NO FFS NO... but we’ll well trimmed, stubblish suits you sir is ok.

Apart from that, a pulse is always good, no horns, tails or hooves and the ability to laugh at Mrs delightful antics (general clumsiness or the ability to open her mouth and put her foot right in it) should result in a cracking meet.

We both smoke, although Mr will use a vape machine thingy but Mrs doesn't possess or want the willpower to give up cus she's a stubborn old trout.

Whatever happens, Mr may or may not join in, who knows, don't expect us to be able to tell you what may or may not happen and just let chaos ensue.

Send us a facial pic and Mrs will send you a picture of her socks!

P.S. The missus says that she must be getting mellow in her old age as tattoos no longer freak her out (got to be something to do with the blue eyed dude from tattoo fixers) and she can see why some beards suit SOME men!

WTF has happened to my wife, aliens have obviously abducted her and swapped her for a piss poor, badly cloned copy.........

The wifey has joined slimming world and is down 1 1/2 stone but still insecure about the wobblyness. She knows she's not to everyone's taste but is getting a complex about the amount of blokes that say hello then disappear.... her complex results in the use of unprintable language that would make a navvy blush and makes everyone else roar with laughter cus her London accent comes out when in a temper and no one can understand a word she says, apart from the f**k, b*****ks etc.

Save me!!!

Jason

56 years old, Bi-curious

5'8" 173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Joanne

57 years old, Straight

5'5" 165cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men
Aged from 55 to 85
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Oral, Rimming, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes

Verified Genuine Profile

*AL665 (61), Man on 8 September 2019 by Meeting in person:
I attended a small meeting at theirs earlier , Jason , is a great host and very friendly , put me at ease , tho I was more of an observer on a fact finding mission . Top bloke

*omlee567 (41), Man on 31 July 2018 by Meeting in person:
Meet Matt this gent at short notice and can he suck hope I get to meet him and his other half soon for a more enjoyable mate

*he_Major (51), Man on 2 December 2016 by Meeting in person:
Firstly this lady isn't mad; full of life and overflowing with sexy positive enthusiasm, yes, but mad? No. They answered my meet request almost immediately and I think we'd hit it off about 2 days before we met! When we did meet, there was an evening laughter, ecstasy, pleasure and le petit mort. Some times two of us, at others all three. Till next time... X

*anwomen (63), Couple on 28 April 2015 by Meeting in person:
we met Jason last night at ours,,what a great guy and we had some good fun,its not easy finding people in the falklands islands and hopefully we can have loads more fun with Jason ,,,also would like to meet is partner as well ,,,xx

*eere (54), Man on 28 June 2014 by Meeting in person:
Had a meet with this couple to day very easy to get on with and very easy to talk with so if you get the opportunities to meet them then don't mess them about just meet them

*damGloucester (36), Man on 1 January 2014 by Meeting in person:
Met Jo this afternoon on her own. She is easy to talk to and a good laugh. We didn't chat for too long before we were all over each other upstairs. I had a great time and she kept me constantly hard. Was a bit unfortunate the miserable weather prevented us using the hot tub, I am sure there will be another opportunity for this. Thanks to a great woman for a great afternoon. X x x

*izzilou (65), Woman on 2 September 2013 by Meeting in person:
Met Jason alone with Jo's approval of course this afternoon, no complaints about where my itch was scratched but certainly marked down on the wine front! but then not everyone expects a glass wine over a cup tea...thanks for sharing liz x

*luepool (47), Couple on 19 August 2013 by Meeting in person:
Yet another meet with this amazing pair just don't know where the time goes, a weeks time and we'll be with them again and a few others roll on bank holiday xx

*entlemanfor Pleasure (58), Man on 7 July 2013 by Meeting in person:
Armbands not needed for round 1 in the cool hot tub! Moved inside for round 1.5, Then after this sweet lady made a right mess of the quilt (Jo you get the wet patch). popped downstairs for a quick rest then back up for round 2, This time all 3 came lol... A great couple Thanks very much for the invite to share the hot tub......

*oul Celebration (63), Couple on 7 July 2013 by Meeting in person:
Met these two though another couple at Swingfields (what a great event!) and had a few laughs,. Great company and thanks for accepting us into your little group of friends there. Much appreciated.

*luepool (47), Couple on 20 June 2013 by Meeting in person:
Yet another excellent evening at J and Js just gets better and better, can't wait for the next big one in August tho maybe one in between lol cya soon x

*luepool (47), Couple on 7 May 2013 by Meeting in person:
Met both this time at there house for a party brilliant afternoon and evening, both are such good fun to be around can't wait to be invited again, thanks x

*havedc0ck (50), Man on 6 May 2013 by Meeting in person:
Fantastic party and great hosts! Sunday was perfect in every sense....

*lickdasher (44), Man on 5 May 2013 by Meeting in person:
Had a fantastic day with this couple who hosted a great little get together. Really relaxed, friendly, up for a laugh and good company.

*heltguyuk00 (41), Man on 5 May 2013 by Meeting in person:
Genuine nice relaxed couple, shame I had to leave as the party was getting started :)

*havedc0ck (50), Man on 30 April 2013 by Meeting in person:
What a great evening, starting in the hot tub followed by more naughty antics! Lovely couple and felt really relaxed and great company. Thanks

*luepool (47), Couple on 3 February 2013 by Meeting in person:
Wow amazing meet two days on the trot, laughed so much jaws ached for days after, then there was the hot tub great fun, hope they will be friends for a long time to come, we'll be back as soon as they ask, thanks and don't leave it to long were waiting til we meet again xxxxx

*K Driver (50), Man on 14 November 2012 by Meeting in person:
Met Jason sound bloke had a good laugh!! looking forward to meeting Jo aswell

*ittle_brat_evie!! (44), Woman on 5 December 2011 by Meeting in person:
Fantastic couple that organise fantastic socials :) and if you can get maddie to sit still long enough both are lovely people who make you feel very welcome in their company - hope to see you both again soon x x

*emmefatale (53), Woman on 30 August 2011 by Meeting in person:
Why am i giving these two yet another veri? In the words of Billie Piper...cuz i want to!!! If everyone knew Maddie and Jason the way bigbad and i do...theyd never get any sleep ;-) Lovely , caring genuine friends who havent got the foggiest about making cocktails lol...loves ya both XXXXXX

*habs (42), Man on 29 August 2011 by Meeting in person:
Met the Hostess with the Mostess at the Beach Party once more, and this time... I got to see that fine ass!!! :) Mmmmmmm. Lovely people, always got a smile and time for ya xxx

*emmefatale (53), Woman on 2 May 2011 by Meeting in person:
Was great to see maddie at the red white n blue again, best wedgie ever apparently...i bloody missed it......love ya lots ....femme and Big XXXXXXX

*andis fun (60), Woman on 13 September 2010 by Meeting in person:
This great couple came to our party and were most welcome... genuine couple and sorry about the snake in the corner promise to cover her up next time lol.... would be happy for them to come back anytime..... mandi and aden xxxx

*emmefatale (53), Woman on 30 August 2010 by Meeting in person:
Met the mad that is a chick at the eagerly awaited beach party. Shes adorably nutty, and looks fantastic. She managed to rope me in to be referee for the jelly wrestling......im already having flashbacks !!! LOL. Have to say that i loves ya, and consider you one of the best on here. Hope we meet again soon. Femmefatale xxxxx

*habs (42), Man on 8 December 2009 by Meeting in person:
Always a pleasure to be in the company of these two, the Pussy Posse certainly wouldn't be the same without them and looking forward to partying with them some more xxx

*ickmeallover (60), Woman on 1 September 2009 by Meeting in person:
Mad as a box of frogs. Luv ya Eve xx

*ickmeallover (60), Woman on 31 August 2009 by Meeting in person:
SIMPLY THE BEST. Luv Eve xx

*1dKingCole (60), Man on 15 July 2009 by Meeting in person:
FFS What does Madchick need verifications for? If she got more real it would cause shock! LOL Both her and Mr are great people. I can’t say anything higher than that. Rock on Posse Queen!

*habs (42), Man on 12 July 2009 by Meeting in person:
Great meeting these two, funny, nutty, up for a laugh and sure to get it whether you like it or not ;) Hope to see you two around, the future awaits xxx

*ornyTamworthCpl (58), Couple on 20 March 2009 by Meeting in person:
We meet Jo and Jas on sunday 15th March at chams and could not wish to meet a very geninue cpl mad but geninue, and had a great time by all, hope to seen you both soon, chris and chad xxxxxxx

*TUDLY_GOOD_FUCK (51), Man on 10 November 2008 by Meeting in person:
Met Jason and Joanne at Chams on friday.nice down to earth couple very chatty an up for a laugh.good to meet you, hope to see you again.ps i hope you break your boots in soon! lolLee x

*iamondsmiles. (59), Woman on 9 November 2008 by Meeting in person:
ALthough i feel as though i have known mrs mad for ages i only finally got to meet her in person for the first time last night. Just how i thought she would be, A FLAMING NUTTER oh and the \"nice quiet guy\" image of jason i had soon went out the window when i became aquainted with the homemade lube. Brilliant people, briliant fun.xxxkarenx