No Nonsense couple for no nonsense swingers

Couple in Wishaw, Scotland, UK

... "Some statuses from couples from CJs are amusing. Boasting to have done something that didn’t happen. BTW we been there". 2 hours ago

Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 53 minutes ago

First and foremost:READ THE PROFILE. OTHERWISE, YOU WILL BE IMMEDIATELY BLOCKED!!

Given the undisputed fact that this site is full of time wasters, idiots, deluded wankers, people that you don’t want to meet on the street, let alone in the bedroom and, last but not least, people who can’t read plain English.

We have to put in place some steel-hard rules.

Rule nr. 1: We are a couple, and we want to be addressed as such

Rule nr. 2: Don't message if you cannot combine two words. Messages like 'Hey!' and similar will block you

Rule nr. 3: We are seasoned swingers with 15 years of experience; we deleted the old profile but are back. Contact us if you want to swing (translated: have sex), no social nonsense and dreamers.

Rule nr. 4: We are looking for couples and single bisex; the only exceptions are very well-endowed BBCs (Black, not Brown). If your profile says 'straight,' don't bother.

Rule nr. 5: Bisex must be verified to be 'real' bisex dreamers and pretenders to stay away.

Rule nr. 6: NO face pictures, we had enough of picture collectors.

Rule nr. 7: Unsolicited friend invite? --- Block

Rule nr. 8: A decent BMI, cleanliness and politeness is a must.

Rule nr. 9: If all we can see from your profile are genitalia and spunk, then... jog off!

Rule nr. 10: Safe sex only, no exception! ANY proposition of bareback will block you.

Rule nr. 11: Don't waste ours and your time if you have no visible full-body pictures.

More rules soon.

53 years old, Bi-curious

5'5" 165cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

43 years old, Bisexual

5'7" 170cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Toys, Threesomes, Taking Photos, Swingers Clubs, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, DP, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*anarkshirelad100 (30), Man on 24 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had a meet this weekend with this sexy horny couple.. both of them took turns of fucking my smooth hole and mouth ! whilst taking turns of sucking my big cock. The Mrs is so sexy with a great big set of titties too suck on! Her pussy tastes amazing she is a pleasure! Hooe too meet again:) thanks for an amazing time

*anarkshirelad100 (30), Man on 23 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had an amazing meet with this couple tonight. Both are genuine & straight forward, after chatting for a hit we arranged a meet & i’m glad we did so! Mrs has an amazing sexy body and a very tasty pussy :) hope too see you both again sometime ;)

*lack4fun (35), Man on 22 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
Great couple and amazing fun ! They welcomed me very nicely and we went straight for fun :). Mr was a real gent and Mrs was very beautiful in her lingerie and her curves. Great fun and I highly recommend them if you have the chance to X

*ab too (53), Man on 1 November 2024 by Meeting in person:
I met this amazing couple on their old profile I can say that they are what makes Fab all about. Great communicators And easy to arrange a meet…once there-wow! The lady…just amazing-looks stunning with a personality to match The gent is just that …a gent and ensured we all had an amazing time..a very sexy,naughty couple! Recommend? Most definitely

*4_86 (37), Man on 30 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Had the pleasure of meeting this great couple alongside another couple during a horny daytime meet. Mrs is even sexier in the flesh than in her pics and loves to please as well as be pleased. Incredibly skilled and she clearly has a huge sexual appetite where you could gladly go all day. Mr is a very cool guy who is equally horny and comfortable both watching his hot woman or being in the thick of the action with her. A really fun couple who are well worth meeting.

Friends

J (53), Man
discreet (45), Man
alex (54), Man
G (46) & T (46), Couple
Ll (30), Man
R (37), Man