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Last on: 37 minutes ago


4.33 Uber rating. 100 percent positive Ebay feedback. 10 metre swimming badge. (Happy to share veris upon request too).

Following such successful rebrands as the time they changed Coco Pops to Choco Krispies, I've rewritten my profile! Now with more words and less pink sweaters!

I know as a guy on here I'm not in a position to be picky, but humour me. Please just be nice. A sense of humour and not taking yourself too seriously helps too. I don't have a 'type', but I will swoon over anyone I can debate the merits of backwards elbows over backwards knees with.

More likely to send cat pics than dick pics.

I am entirely flattered by the winks and the messages from dudes on here, but unless you have a jet wash I can borrow or can help me board my loft (Not a euphemism), don't be offended if I ignore you.

Who's to say my friends only pics aren't just my bangin' carbonara recipe? There's only one way to find out.

Discretion is paramount. Make of that what you will, but suffice to say it's not because I'm Harry Styles and I'm sick of the press intruding on my love life while I'm trying to prove to everyone I'm a serious actor.

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39 years old, Straight

5'8"  173cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Women
Aged from 25 to 50
Will meet smokers

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Cannot accommodate
Can travel

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