Pineapple goes on pizza like tongues go in assholes. It’s not for ever

Man in Hull, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 3 days ago

Update: one of my party going to NYC has dropped out, looking for someone to join myself, my best friend, and my baby brother. Going 27th back January 3rd staying at the gardens sonesta suites nr Central Park. Pay to transfer your name, and pay for flight, no charge for accommodation which costs more than the flight. You will have to sing me happy birthday on the 2nd. And you will need warm clothes because it’s usually colder than here

Sometimes I just ponder about how life has changed. Do you know what I mean? It seems today,

That all you see,

Is violence in movies,

And sex on T.V.

But where are those

good old fashion values?...

On which we used to rely? I think they’re some of the most incisive thoughts I’ve ever arrived at.

Funnier and sexier than a weekend at butlins

Here’s the obligatory crap, but funny chat up line for you…. Are you my little toe? Because I'd like to bang you on all my furniture..

Me…Outgoing, athletic, loves to laugh, successful,

motivated and confident.

You… borderline psychopath, enjoys wrapping used conquests in Lino and dumping them at the tip….ideally you won’t, but it’s not a hard no from me either

I’m a retired Royal Marine captain, now an artist part time and have recently returned to university

Want to go to HU9 and see what it's about, and a Robbie social, keep hearing good things about it.

Into a whole heap of kinky non vanilla deviancy.

I’ve been a bull with couples into cuck/hotwife relationships. Also been a cuckold when I was in a FLR.

One sided swinging or whatever it’s called is a pretty common kink for couples, and I have seen it from both sides, and I think I understand the type of person that couples are comfortable inviting to be a part of their relationship/fantasy. I try most things, and it must be the right thing to do because I’ve even heard that god loves a trier .

Send a msg/wink/or shout oi if you see me around Hull, I don’t bite…..I actually do bite, ch0€e, and talk dirty…..but it’s fabswingers, everyone does

16/8/24 fwb will join for swing meets, and wants to try her first threesome MMF or FMF, but can only meet at weekends unless otherwise stated. Also interested in cuckold/hotwife with other men joining female with other half not joining in, but occasionally watching. Fwb will no longer be joining me so much, because she’s got an actual bf now, and they’re both born again boring cunts.

Anyway that’s enough of this profile shit, but I will end by saying, it’d be nice to meet more nice people, sex or no sex, we’re all just social animals and it’s nice to be nice to each other xx

48 years old, Bisexual

6'0" 183cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 25 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, Cybersex, Dogging, DP, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, SM, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams

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