That's what she said..

Woman in Birmingham, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 2 months ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Stop! Wait a minute, no seriously put your willy away. Now I have your full attention..

I am only looking to meet privately, the club scene is no longer for me. My preference is one to one meets in a more intimate setting but open to couples and group play if the vibe is right. I like to get to know people and a social is important before any sexy time takes place. If you’re looking for someone who will run towards you with their knickers around their ankles at the first sign of a meet now request, I can assure you that’s not me, so don’t waste your precious penis grafting time.

I don’t have a type, I just know what I like when I see it. I like people with good energy, a sense of humour and a massive penis.. sorry spellcheck personality. I enjoy natural chemistry and will not force interactions just because you are pretty. I’m not looking to make a list of demands people should or shouldn’t be, just come as yourself and we’ll take it from there.

However, I also know what I don’t like and will not waste any time if I can’t see it going anywhere. I do read all messages and have no hesitation going after what I like, so please take a no reply as a no thank you. And to answer your final question, yes I understand you might have the ability to make my world shatter with your god like manhood, but I am truly okay with missing out on this if you aren’t for me. Unless you’ve got an eye condition, there’s no need to be winking.. speak up!

Say it straight and say it with chest, no one has time for games. That’s all for now, peace out!

L x

32 years old, Bisexual

4'11" 150cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
3 or 4 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Men Women
Aged from 28 to 58
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Safe Sex

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