No face pic, defo no reply

Woman in Ware, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 days ago

I would describe myself as Nessa from Gavin & Stacey...

New short hair-cut so if lengthed hair is a must for you, then pls look away from my profile. I dont need hair to seduce anybody at this point in my life.

If I wanted to read a sex novel, Id do exactly THAT... think you get the msg fellas...

weirdos... lol (joke!)

Mature guys only.. Im looking for slow burners not spontanteous types.. wanna get to know u slowly, get a taste for the wine before I drink it... thats how women like myself are best enjoyed!

Im not here to hear about how horny u feel.. I figured that out already by myself...

Boob men preferred...

I don’t respond to faceless messages etc. so if I don’t get back to you, don’t be offended. If I dont like your eyes, you have NO CHANCE so no sunglasses pls!

And eyes WIDE OPEN pls

lol (just joking on the last line)

Cant accom couples & cant travel to you so... no can do.

Dont ask me for my Whatsapp only to ask me for photos/vids - I dont do either. Im not a call operator either.. I actually have a life!

And fyi I dont use Kik, snapchat, instagram, twitter or tiktok

... And guys, dont copy paste... WE ARE NOT STUPID! Not me anyway.

Im not here to impress anyone, take me as I am.. or not at all. Simples!

Ideally, I'm looking for two SINGLE males who are mates and looking for a long term relationship with me together, obviously I have to fancy you both to be interested, so photos are a must..

In terms of ladies to play with... Im into Suranne Jones or Heather Peace (Eve from Eastenders) + actors

David Wicks or Chris Hemsworth, LITERALLY, ALL DAY LONG!;)

Happy fabbing ALL!! X

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Jade

42 years old, Straight

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (MM) Couples (FF) Men Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Oral, Anal, Adult Parties

Verified Genuine Profile

*aul1231000 (54), Man on 11 September 2022 by Meeting in person:
Wow, what a lovely evening I had with this lovey bubbley chatty pretty girl, perfect in every way, we had a chat over a glas of wine and wasn't long before moving to the bedroom, shan't go into to much detail but it's a night of passion I definitely won't forget, perfect in evey way, if your lucky enough to get a chance to meet her, don't pass it by, it's a night you won't forget, I'm looking forward to round two hun XXX XXX