Bi lads only!!! If you don't include clear face pic no reply!

Woman in Oxford, South East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 4 hours ago

Dominant fem female. Not here to negotiate. Read the section WHAT I NEED before messaging! You can read the rest of the profile if we begin talking. Bi lads only FFS.

1. What I need:

- IMPORTANT! All messages must include a CLEAR face photo(s). No tiny photo where I can't see your face, no sunglasses, no grainy pixelated photo etc. Send what I ask for or I will delete. Your photo must a visible while we talk. If I can't see your face pic I will stop messaging.

- You must be bi! If your profile says straight you must mention that you are bi. I'm looking to get a few bi lads.

- You must be a 'pretty boy' (if you do not understand what this word means Google it).

'Pretty boys' look like men and not women. Google it.

- No butch men! We're all here for fun so we need to satisfy our desires only. No point wasting time.

- Clean shaven men only! I cannot stand facial hair. I will not be making an exception.

- I like my men with nice hair cut. No long hair.

- We want a certain thing so just don't message if you don't fit my criteria. My time is too precious and any time wasted talking to you is quite selfish on your part. You are taking away the opportunity from another lad and there is a woman that is right for you.

2. Why I might hit delete, read but not deleted or like a photo:

- I delete if I do not think we are a match (and if no face photo is it on your profile or attached).

- If I read but do not reply. This means that either I am interested but busy or waiting on something from you, but you do not have a clear face photo.

- If I like a photo but delete your profile. It means I have seen potential but that you haven't met all of my criteria e.g. you might not have sent clear face photo.

Editing my profile. The following I have not proofread....will sort soon

- Absolutely no facial hair! I am sick of repeating this. Men must be clean shaving on their face. It's very likely if you send me a photo of you with facial hair even if you're going to shave it off it's probably likely that it might turn me off so don't be surprised if I delete messages with facial hair.

- All of the costs you will cover.

- Ensure I do not see naked females when you are sharing your profile or photos. I find this to turn off.

We will meet for drinks in a public place to see if we match. We do not have to do anything that night, but we always can have fun that night. We can head to a hotel or swingers club.

My profile clearly says that I do not accommodate and I do not go to people's houses so don't even ask.

Do not be a lazy c*** who doesn't read.

I want to throw a man around the room, press my heel on his chest and stuff my pants into his mouth. I want to watch you shower (I'm really into voyeurysm). I will wash you if you do not do it correctly.

Tall. Very long hair Curvy. I give a great lap dance.

Lexy

36 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
1 or 2 piercings