Single woman trying to navigate this shit

Woman in Brierley Hill, West Midlands, UK

Joined: 8 weeks ago
Last on: 8 hours ago

If I don't respond to you, please feel free to take a courtesy reply from the list below:

"Bro, put your dick down for a minute so you can punctuate your sentences."

"I would rather get fucked by a cactus, but thank you anyway."

"I'm sorry that your mom didn't love you."

"Try messaging another 46 times, being needy turns me on"

"No hablo ingles."

"I only want your girlfriend."

Or a simple

"Have a nice day!"

If you ask me "what am I looking for on here" please take the response of:

"I'm looking for cheap outdoor furniture, you dumb cunt"

lemonpip

31 years old, Bisexual

5'0" 152cm
Curvy
Smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
More than 5 piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Men Women TV/TS
Aged from 25 to 42 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism

Verified Genuine Profile

*loZ (30), Man on 17 October 2024 by Meeting in person:
Enjoy her chat as much as i enjoyed the fun we had together.. wicked girl, exactly as advertised ;)