Fun with no drama

Couple in Central Belt, Scotland, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

Hello! We’re Alison and Simon – a professional couple who love to have fun, explore new experiences, and meet like-minded people. We've been away for a bit but are back and raring to go again.

We both value intelligence, good looks, and a wicked sense of humour, but above all, we’re looking for people who don’t take themselves too seriously. Life’s too short to be uptight, and we love people who can laugh at themselves and enjoy the moment. Whether it’s a fun night out or an intimate evening with new friends, we’re all about exploring our connection and pushing boundaries – while keeping it respectful, of course.

As professionals, we take our careers seriously, so discretion is a must. We’re not into drama, and we have zero tolerance for any form of hate – racism, antisemitism, misogyny, or homophobia are huge red flags for us. We're also not into folks who see their skin as a canvas for body art; personal expression is fine, but we prefer a more natural look.

We’re looking to meet couples who are intelligent, respectful, and fun. If you can hold a good conversation, have a great sense of humour, and understand the importance of privacy, we’d love to connect. And a bit of charm always goes a long way – confidence is sexy, but arrogance, not so much.

What We’re Looking For:

-Male and female couples who are genuine, adventurous, and respectful

-People who share our sense of humour and don’t take themselves too seriously

-Discretion and privacy are absolutely essential!

Our Boundaries:

-Racism, misogyny, homophobia, or any form of discrimination is an immediate deal breaker

-We prefer people who are well-groomed and take care of themselves.

-Please don’t contact us if you have no verifications – we value safety and discretion!

Fun Fact:

We met 24 years ago and got it on just four hours after meeting. We’re still going at it like rabbits to this day – clearly, the chemistry was instant and hasn’t slowed down since.

Finally, please forgive any delays in replying to messages on here, we tend to only reply once we have both seen it. Busy lives can mean this doesn't happen immediately after the message being read.

Simon

56 years old, Straight

6'1" 185cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Alison

53 years old, Straight

5'1" 155cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Women
Aged from 30 to 65
Won't meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*enLucy (47), Couple on 9 August 2022 by Meeting in person:
We met A and S for a couple of hours. They are classy and fun, with lots of interesting and sexy talk. They have bundles of experience, so have some great stories and tips! S is chatty, funny and has a wicked twinkle in his eye, and A is stunning, smiley and has an intriguinging air of mistique about her. A lovely couple, and relaxed meet; thanks guys. Ben and Lucy :) xxx

*haken_and_stirred (29), Couple on 28 July 2022 by Meeting in person:
Chatted with this lovely couple at one of the club nights - both super good looking and a pleasure to talk to! Hope to see you again soon!

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