... "Damn cough woke me up after 3 hours. Let me sleep, you arsehole!".
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Awwyeah! Yet another single male profile. Exactly what this place needs, I know.
STUFF ABOUT ME:
I'm single (no kidding!), no kids (aka no kidding!), share a house with one mate and able to accommodate. My house is due repairs, so it's not perfect.
I'm quite dirty-minded, playful, cheeky, sarcastic, open and honest. Podgy belly, but working on that right now! Can it be called "dad bod" if you're not a dad? One of life's mysteries, I suppose.
My inclinations are more towards vanilla, but I enjoy getting messy and sharing. Love to be tactile and focused more on your enjoyment.
Open to most casual situations and happy to meet just for fun. Ideally looking for regular FWB, as I love to socialise as well. Put the kettle on!
Local preferred, as I don't drive. Willing to travel (within reason, I can always sleep on the train!). Open relationships or ENM welcome and happy to meet your partner, if needed.
EXTRA RAMBLINGS:
420 friendly, but it isn't necessary for meeting. Just want to make that clear. I won't turn up baked or stinking of it. I just don't have a problem with those who do.
I won't be posting any photos of my gentleman sausage here, but once we're comfortable, I'm happy to show you. Have to leave something for the imagination, surely?
If we could discuss some sexual preferences before any talk of meeting up, it could save time for both of us. Opposites don't attract in this regard.
Happy to meet for a cuppa beforehand. I never expect to get physical straight away, but comfortable to do so, if we're both feeling it. Sneaky rubs under the table, perhaps?
I would prefer to socialise in-person after we have met, rather than constant messaging. If we're too busy, got the lurgy or far away, then I don't mind.
Any messages left on "Read" for a while, I'll assume you're not interested and delete. If you were planning to reply later, then by all means say hello again! I just like to keep the inbox tidy, that's all.
Have fun and enjoy yourselves! 
