Relaxed ??

Man in Close, West Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 7 hours ago

Make it interesting, unique, different, make it stand out from other profiles!!! Has it worked? Do I grab your attention with my grasp of the English language

We all know it’s the photos that make the difference. Please read profile means ~ **** all it’s about attraction so let’s not kids ourselves here.

Been told I’m funny and should try stand up. Not gonna happen but will do a show for you. Haha

I have not had a good photo taken in 7-10 years that I can put up here. Can’t really ask your mates to take one unless you’re off your rocker d*unk and photo looks like I just licked a window backwards.

My selfie skills are shocking and I make myself look about 50!! (I’m 37 I think, I hope)

About me-

Will make you laugh

Big dick (been told)

Tall

Hairy chest (no I won’t shave or bair it off)

Kinky/dirty/horny

Need someone to take decent photo of me too.

I can be a gentleman and look good suited and booted.

Looking for a Queen.

I have verifications but none I want to advertise about sorry.

I have face picture on my profile, not going to send one with a message just to say hi. And you blank, ignore it anyway.

Will

38 years old, Bi-curious

6'2" 188cm
Athletic
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (FF) Women TV/TS
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Watersports, Webcams, Swingers Clubs, Spanking, Soft Swing, SM, Separate Room Swapping, Same Room Swapping, Safe Sex, Role Play, Rimming, Phone Sex, Oral, Making Videos, Group Sex, Gangbangs, DP, Dogging, Cybersex, Cuckolding, Blindfolds, Anal, Adult Parties

Relaxed ??

Man in Close, West Midlands, UK

Looking For

Meeting

Interests

Friends