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Man in Somewhere Near You, North East, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 weeks ago

Hi to all,

I'm not new to the game & I know how it all works.

I'm a retired guy, who some may consider to be not bad looking, but who is certainly aware that he aint no Adonis! LOL. Well mannered & can hold a decent conversation, who has a 'lot' of time on his hands, & who is mainly on here for the chat, with old friends & hopefully some new ones too.

You see I had a stroke just over 3 years ago, which left me severely disabled down my whole right side limbs, among other things. Which is a bummer when you're naturally right handed I can tell you. I couldn't speak, walk, or use my right arm at all. I can now talk, although some people think that I'm drunk when I get excited, I'm not, maybe I just wish that was eh! LOL. I can walk now, albeit not very far. And I'm slowly getting the use of my right arm & hand back, hopefully that will return some day.

My main interests? Many & varied! I have a classic car, a 1981 Reliant Scimitar GTC. Then Photography, both still & video, Guitars, which I have a few, although obviously not played now, a rather large collection of Zippo lighters, embarrassingly large really, now I think about it, etc, etc...

I have a rather nice engraving machine as well, that I've turned out some highly decorative work on. Engraved bottles for birthdays, weddings, etc... engraved plates & so on. I'm going to put a couple of example pic's of my work on here, once I've sorted some out that is. So, anyone interested in that sort of thing, just message me, then we'll have a chat about it.

Now, to get to the naughty bits eh!

I have no interest in bi activities whatsoever, I'm not even remotely 'curious'. Sorry, but it's just not for me. I certainly don't mind chatting to anyone of that persuasion though.

I don't really know what I would like to get from this site now. Who knows? Perhaps a bit of companionship, with a smidgeon of 'fun' along the way? Even if you just want to have a social, with a coffee & a chat.

It's been said I'm good with my tongue, if that's what you're into, I'm your man!

But, what I do have, is a rather 'large' collection of toys, of all types, which may be of interest to some people? I even have a Monkey Rocker chair, which was a rather expensive item by the way. And I have a large range of 'attachments' for it too, which range from the ridicules to the sublime, whatever peg fits I suppose! Those that don't know the item, you may care to try it out? LOL. Message me if you're interested, then we'll have a chat about it.

I do have a web cam, but I've not used it much, although I'm on Skype now! And, I think that I could find that most enjoyable & probably highly entertaining to boot!

Please don't just pass me by though, message me. If you have a spare minute or two, I'm sure that we could find something of mutual interest to chat about?

No doubt I'll edit this profile as I go along eh.

Bye for now folks.

Oh!!! I forgot to add the warning to Sidney University. Well Sidney University, if you can make some sense out of the material in this profile,& find some use for it, then crack on then! Your welcome to it. LOL!!!

Just Mel

74 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Slim
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Cannot travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Anal, Blindfolds, Cuckolding, DP, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Rimming, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys, Voyeurism, Webcams

Verified Genuine Profile

*yneCouple (55), Couple on 3 December 2013 by Meeting in person:
We met this guy for a social and fun evening, and found out what a monkey rocker chair is !. Full of life and fun to be with, so will recommend you at least check out his profile if nothing else.

*itpony (51), Man on 24 March 2013 by Meeting in person:
Met Mel as a once couple. Great guy and mate. Good luck bud

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