Fun couple looking for more fun

Couple in Birkenhead, North West, UK

... "Nobody wants to play anymore , it's gotten far to serious on here now". 9 hours ago

Joined: 7 months ago
Last on: 1 hour ago

WE SMOKE , YES WE SMOKE.

We are also a couple, we come as a couple we play as a couple, we go home as a couple .

We are also on the slightly older side and as such have lumps and bumps, mom bod and dad bod . Now if that comes as a surprise to some of you 30 somethings, get ready because it will happen to you too. We have no desire to meet gym fit super models, as am sure on an intellectual level we will have nothing to say . Whilst we don't wish to discuss the GPD of the global economy, we would like to have a friendly rapport, maybe laughs and giggles along the way, equally we don't wish to hump the whole of fab, just to meet some nice friends. On a fab note, we do like our fun, we do like people, just can't be arsed with time wasters and picture collectors. We send winks, we also message, but if you can't be bothered to reply, please expect a block as we find it's rude not even to say thanks but no thanks even after you have looked at the message. We are not harsh people, we are actually quite nice, normal ish, but are fed up with people who waste our time, or ghost when it comes to a meet. Thanks to people on here they have made us re-evaluate our position on here. Oh for the record, we are not a plan B. If we say we will meet, then we do, but never as a single. If we wink, or send a message, please try and be polite even if its a no thanks. We are grown ups we can take it. OH , AND FOR THE HARD OF HEARING AT THE BACK ..... WE SMOKE ..... , oh and please don't send a friend request if we haven't even spoken, we will only accept friend requests after we have met . Friends are just that friends . WHAT A COMPLETE WASTE OF TIME THIS SITE IS , ITS JUST A JOKE . PRETENDING TO BE INTERESTED , THEN DISAPPEAR , OR IGNORE , TIME WE TOOK A LEAF OUT OF EVERYONES BOOK , AND ACT THE SAME

62 years old, Straight

5'10" 178cm
Average
Smoker
Social drinker
No tattoos
No piercings

51 years old, Bi-curious

5'7" 170cm
Curvy
Smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Not looking for single guys
Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 40 to 70 only
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Dogging, Oral, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Spanking, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Toys

Verified Genuine Profile

*hocksandmissus (51), Couple on 18 August 2024 by Meeting in person:
Well we had the wonderful joys of meeting this loverly couple last night and what a great night it turned out to be. Such fun to be around full of laughter and very sexy with that. More people like this on fab would make it a wonderful place cant wait to see them both again for round 2 of the fun xxxx

*entenTea (55), Couple on 5 May 2024 by Meeting in person:
We met Just For fun at the Couples and Single Ladies night at Town House. They are a sweet genuine couple finding their feet on the scene. We certainly look forward to encountering them again.

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