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Man in Port Talbot, Wales, UK

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Last on: over a year ago

i hope to meet ppl up for sum fun and lots of it i am very happy go lucky not did this be4 but i am happy to meet up for a chat and a drink i live alone if u like a pic i can send 1 but i like 1 back to of face pic.

SUM THING TO THINK ABOUT

Just for a minute, forget everything stressful and read

this......

Close your eyes and go back in time...

Before the Internet...

Before semi-automatics, joyriders and crack....

Before SEGA or Super Nintendo...

Way back........

I'm talking about Hide and Seek in the park.

The corner shop.

Hopscotch.

Butterscotch.

Skipping.

Handstands.

Football with an old can.

Fingerbob.

Beano, Dandy, Buster, Twinkle and Dennis the Menace.

Roly Poly.

Hula Hoops, jumping the stream, building dams.

The smell of the sun and fresh cut grass.

Bazooka Joe bubble gum.

An ice cream cone on a warm summer night from the van that plays a tune.

Chocolate or vanilla or strawberry or maybe Neapolitan or perhaps

screwball.

Wait......

Watching Saturday morning cartoons, short commercials or the flicks.

Children's Film Foundation, The Double Deckers, Red Hand Gang,

Tomorrow People, Banana splits, Tiswas or Swapshop?, and 'Why Don't You'? - or

staying up for Doctor Who.

When around the corner seemed far away and going into town seemed like going somewhere.

Earwigs, wasps, stinging nettles and bee stings.

Sticky fingers.

Playing Marbles. Ball bearings. Big 'uns and Little 'uns.

Cops and Robbers, Cowboys and Indians, and Zorro.

Climbing trees.

Making igloos out of snow banks.

Walking to school, no matter what the weather.

Running till you were out of breath, laughing so hard that your stomach hurt.

Jumping on the bed. Pillow fights.

Spinning around on roundabouts, getting dizzy and falling down was cause for giggles.

Making Dens. Climbing Trees.

Being tired from playing....remember that?

The worst embarrassment was being picked last for a team.

Water balloons were the ultimate weapon.

Football cards in the spokes transformed any bike into a motorcycle.

Choppers and Grifters.

Eating raw jelly. Orange squash ice pops. Vimto and Jubbly lollies

Remember when...

There were two types of trainers - girls and boys, and Dunlop

Green Flash. The only time you wore them at School was for P.E.

And they were called gym shoes or if you are older - plimsoles

You knew everyone in your street - and so did your parents.

It wasn't odd to have two or three 'best' friends.

You didn't sleep a wink on Christmas Eve.

When nobody owned a pure-bred dog.

When 25p was decent pocket money

Curly Whirlys. Space Dust. Toffo's. Spangles. Mojo's.

Wham Bars. Bubble Gum in little sacks. Top Trumps.

When you'd reach into a muddy gutter for a penny.

When any parent could discipline any kid, or feed him or use him to

carry groceries and nobody, not even the kid, thought a thing of it.

When being sent to the head's office was nothing compared to the

fate that awaited a misbehaving pupil at home.

Basically, we were in fear for our lives but it wasn't because of drive-by shootings, drugs, gangs etc.

Remember when....

Decisions were made by going 'Ip, Dip, Dog Shit'

Race issue' meant arguing about who ran the fastest.

Money issues were handled by whoever was the banker in Monopoly

The worst thing you could catch from the opposite sex was germs.

And the worst thing in your day was having to sit next to one.

It was unbelievable that 'British Bulldog 123' wasn't an Olympic event.

Having a weapon in school, meant being caught with a catapult.

Nobody was prettier than Mum.

Scrapes and bruises were kissed and made better.

Taking drugs meant orange-flavoured chewable aspirin.

Ice cream was considered a basic food group.

Getting a foot of snow was a dream come true.

Older siblings were the worst tormentors, but also the fiercest protectors.

If you can remember most or all of these, then you have LIVED.

1MORE THING FOR U ALL LOL

The white man said, "Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"When I was born I was black,"

"When I grew up I was black,"

"When I'm sick I'm black,"

"When I go in the sun I'm black,"

"When I'm cold I'm black,"

"When I die I'll be black."

"But you sir..."

"When you're born you're pink,"

"When you're sick, you're green,"

"When you go in the sun you turn red,"

"When you're cold you turn blue,"

"And when you die you turn purple."

"And you have the nerve to call me coloured"

The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Copy this onto your space and help erase racism!!!!!!!!!!!!

jsjsjs

58 years old, Straight

5'11" 180cm
Average
Non smoker
Social drinker
Some tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (MF) Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Adult Parties, Blindfolds, Cybersex, Dogging, Gangbangs, Group Sex, Making Videos, Oral, Phone Sex, Role Play, Safe Sex, Same Room Swapping, Separate Room Swapping, Soft Swing, Swingers Clubs, Taking Photos, Threesomes, Voyeurism, Webcams

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*ouise 400 (52), Woman on 19 June 2016 by Meeting in person:
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*OLA69 (55), Couple on 15 June 2015 by Meeting in person:
Met this great guy one night last week, very easy going, very chatty, funny, and great company, well ladies I'd advise you to get in touch with him, very easy on the eye and great in bed, total gentleman, will definitely be asking him back . See you soon xxx

*vie jc (63), Couple on 1 May 2013 by Meeting in person:
we met up on sunday for a coffee and ended up at my house, he did not disappoint in any way. Hope we can have more of the same. x

*aturist-Couple (59), Couple on 3 January 2012 by Meeting in person:
met this genuine nice gentleman new years day's noght at his place. nice fun and relaxing, great with hi fingers and tongue look foreward to meeting him again.

*arole and david (63), Couple on 14 December 2011 by Meeting in person:
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*elshpair (66), Couple on 19 November 2011 by Meeting in person:
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*anandJulia (61), Couple on 12 October 2009 by Meeting in person:
We met this very Friendly and Laid Back Guy at our Wednesday Social/Play Party. He certainly made a good impression with the guests and by the sound of it had a great time, which is not bad considering it was his 1st time at an Adult Party! We are more than happy to welcome him back to any or our Parties. Take care and see you soon. Ian and julia xxxxxxx

*em and leo (62), Couple on 8 October 2009 by Meeting in person:
met last night and had a great time easy to chat too and very sexy to boot girls don,t miss out on this one hope to meet again soon xx love gem & leo

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