Wears socks that match!

Man in Colchester, East Midlands, UK

Joined: over a year ago
Last on: 2 days ago

Hi my name is Jon and I live on the outskirts of Colchester.

I tie my own shoes, brush my own hair, and make my own bed...

During the day, I am an IT Consultant, my day consists of feverishing tapping my phone with hopes of getting a new high score on Candy Crush. I like to spend my evenings watching re-runs of Jeremy Kyle while sipping on a pint of Guiness. I play a mean game of rock-paper-scissors (was the UK champion for 2 years straight), and love the smell of burnt toast in the morning (part of a complete breakfast!)

You should message me if you are Smart, Sexy, Sophisticated, Sassy and Spontaneous. (Bonus points if you have over eight years of experience as a mechanic).

On our first meet, I'll fly you to Paris on my private jet, where we'll watch Ed Sheeran perform live in concert. After the show, I'll whisk you away to a private beach resort in St. Tropez, just in time to watch the sun set over the glistening water. Or if that doesn't excite you, we could just grab coffee.

Jon

43 years old, Straight

6'0" 183cm
Curvy
Non smoker
Don't drink
No tattoos
No piercings

Looking For

Couples (FF) Women
Aged from 18 to 99
Will meet smokers

Meeting

Can accommodate
Can travel

Interests

Cybersex, Dogging, Oral, Phone Sex, Safe Sex, Threesomes, Toys, Webcams

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